When a secretly gay, married man acts in a way that is particularly attentive to his wife (such as making her breakfast in bed), in an attempt to make up for the sham marriage in which she is imprisoned.
- My friend's husband takes her out to celebrate every month's anniversary of their wedding. Why aren't you sweet like that?
- Nah, he's just trying to make up for being out cruising for hot guys every other night of the month. Classic Huachón Breakfast.
- Nah, he's just trying to make up for being out cruising for hot guys every other night of the month. Classic Huachón Breakfast.
by Uncle Beast December 7, 2012
Get the Huachón breakfast mug.A cyber terrorist: Normally on TikTok and Twitter harassing people he disagrees with. A Breakfast Pastry is always trying to cancel someone and ruin their life because he's a miserable hobbit and his life is sh*tty. This person usually is found with Mrs Potato Head "The nasty Fake doctor" "Rx0rcist.
Breakfast Pastry also mean Sh*t!
Breakfast Pastry also mean Sh*t!
by Chachi55 April 9, 2022
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by ronron December 4, 2014
Get the breadfast mug.when someone is ruining something and telling you that what you are doing is wrong, not to help you out, but for no apparent reason. As a response you tell them to not jerk off on your breakfast.
I was having a great morning, but then Benji had to ruin my morning by telling me that the Giants were 1-7 so I told him "Please Benji, from now on, Don't Jerk Off On My Breakfast"
by weiny0402 November 7, 2018
Get the Don't Jerk Off On My Breakfast mug.A delightful morning sexual escapade whereby the male is woken by his female mate performing oral on his morning wood which is promptly followed by a full round of ass arching , intestinal rearranging by clapping her vaginally and anally. Actual breakfast at Denny’s thereafter is purely optional.
by Dick Onchin April 25, 2020
Get the Full English Breakfast mug.To use a female's vagina as a bowl for your cereal. After the cereal and milk is inserted it is then eaten out of the snatcharoo. Silverware optional. If lucky charms are used there is a slight chance of catching the untreatable "pubic leprechauns."
"Jimmy I've been at NASCAR all day long and I haven't had a bite to eat"
"Don't worry Alex I'm sure your sister will have a 'Cuntinental Breakfast' prepared for you when you get home"
"Don't worry Alex I'm sure your sister will have a 'Cuntinental Breakfast' prepared for you when you get home"
by 101202 July 27, 2014
Get the Cuntinental Breakfast mug.A breakfast foul is when you do something not meant for breakfast or eat something not meant for breakfast.
by Kennybot Sniper September 19, 2006
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