Breaded Lobster

The act of inserting ones throbbing member into sand prior to intercourse; it's usually implemented as an instrument of revenge resulting from a terrible date.

That bitch didn't pay for her meal, so I told her we should take a romantic walk on the beach. She did not realize my underlying motive of slipping her the BREADED LOBSTER!

by Joseph Lefebvre June 21, 2010

breaded chicken cutlet

During sex on the beach the male slips out his piece, rubs in the sand and reinserts into the unsuspecting vajayjay.

So I was banging this chic on the beach, things were going great but after i gave her the breaded chicken cutlet things got wierd.

by bigwilliestyle January 7, 2009

breaded up

having lots of money, dough, etc. and wasting it

"im so breaded up nigga i'll buy four more of dem shits and throw dem away

by x7r9mx November 29, 2010

breaded shrimp

when a man and his partner are having intercourse on the ground outdoors and the penis becomes covered in sand/dirt/debris.

Me and my GF fucked on the beach last night, we didn't have a towel, so she had to get the breaded shrimp.

by akiralives July 28, 2006

Breaded Genius

something or someone embodying exceptional intellectual ability, creativity, or originality, typically to a degree that is associated with the achievement of unprecedented insight.
A genius of great magnitude with an uncanny ability to form great ideas. A term usually associated with Ironwood Student Council kids.

"Man those guys are some real geniuses."

"No. They're smarter. They're breaded geniuses."

"Oh god you're right. They're too smart for their own good..."

by dmayes123 June 4, 2011

breaded porkchop

While have sex with a girl on the beach, you pull your dick out of her and dip it in the sand, then quickly put it back in and finish your business.

She though she was getting a simple hotdog but I surprised that bitch with a breaded porkchop with a side of screams.

by mimiknows April 27, 2015

breaded chicken

The act of caking one's penis in sand and then inserting it into the womans love pocket. (Must be done at beach, play sand won't do)
See also: Blazing saddle, Breaded chicken sandwich

"Well, like I was with this guy one time on the beach, an we were, y'know doing it? and he like, caked his ding ding in sand and stuck it in my thingy and I was like Oh My God!

by Master ding sding (The s is silent) May 6, 2003