1. A beautiful angel who gave the best 11 years of her life to cracker barrel only to be let go without reason on her husbands birthday.
2. The glue holding Cracker Barrel together
2. The glue holding Cracker Barrel together
1. Dude 1: "Hey bru wanna hit up Cracker Barrel?"
Dude 2: "naaaa bra, it's become a cesspool of dispair since brads wife was let go"
2. Girl 1: "would you like to donate 1 dollar to a worthy cause?"
Girl 2: "what's the cause?"
Girl 1: "100,000 dollars to take Cracker Barrel to court In an attempt to bring the franchise to its knees and to bring justice to brads wife"
Girl 2: " let me just grab some change (runs to nearest ATM, takes out every last penny)
3. *Gets Facebook notification* "Brad invited you to like his Facebook page ""1,000,000 strong against Cracker Barrel, justice for brads wife"" *ends up in a finger cast for hitting "like" too many times*
Dude 2: "naaaa bra, it's become a cesspool of dispair since brads wife was let go"
2. Girl 1: "would you like to donate 1 dollar to a worthy cause?"
Girl 2: "what's the cause?"
Girl 1: "100,000 dollars to take Cracker Barrel to court In an attempt to bring the franchise to its knees and to bring justice to brads wife"
Girl 2: " let me just grab some change (runs to nearest ATM, takes out every last penny)
3. *Gets Facebook notification* "Brad invited you to like his Facebook page ""1,000,000 strong against Cracker Barrel, justice for brads wife"" *ends up in a finger cast for hitting "like" too many times*
by Princesshoops March 25, 2017
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Sally: Oh hey! Did you hear the new Brauston tea?
Jeff: no... have they finally come out of the closet to be their true selves?
Sally: no, I just heard more evidence that proves that their relationship is real.
Jeff: no... have they finally come out of the closet to be their true selves?
Sally: no, I just heard more evidence that proves that their relationship is real.
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Caused when heavy weighted things fall onto ones toe, resulting into a horrifying abominable toe with a repulsive stench permanently.
i.e of how one would get Brads Toe Disorder "Shit nigga im swol i can lift this damn washing machine all by myself" in attempts of lifting the washing machine it falls landing on his toe "AAARRRGHHHHH FUCK".
by Stanklip September 13, 2021
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When a broad is a fraud, she's being Braudulent.
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When a broad is a fraud, she's being Braudulent.
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Guy A "Hey, I heard you dumped your girlfriend?!"
Guy B "Yeah, she lied about being pregnant so I'd give her abortion money."
Guy A "Wow, what a braudulent bitch!"
Guy B "Yeah, she lied about being pregnant so I'd give her abortion money."
Guy A "Wow, what a braudulent bitch!"
by The Salt Miner August 29, 2012
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A game of skill and tactics named after a town in the federal state of Lower Saxony, Germany. Invented as a form of entertainment for people under the influence of copious amounts of alcohol, the game has a rich history and is a commonly played game during Oktoberfest.
Rules of the Game:
-The game is divided into rounds, with one person being eliminated after each round.
-Every competitor must line up on a wall or fence at the beginning of each round
-A certain landmark is chosen as the "Braunschpole"
-Once the round has started, players are free to move around, but as soon as one person has made any contact with the "Braunschpole", all must get back to the starting wall as fast as possible
-The object of the game is to avoid being the last person to get back to the wall, as this person will be eliminated.
Officials
Because of the drunken nature of Braunschweig, rowdiness is encouraged, however is become essential to appoint a moderator for Brunschweig matches who can resolve drunken disputes and prevent any competitor from engaging in conduct that will get them arrested
-The referee of Braunschweig is referred to as the "Braunschführer"
-At the beginning of the game, the most sober person present is appointed to be the Braunschführer
The Braunschführer has absolute power, no one is to question the ruling of the Braunschführer, as the penalty for doing so is being publicly iced
A game of skill and tactics named after a town in the federal state of Lower Saxony, Germany. Invented as a form of entertainment for people under the influence of copious amounts of alcohol, the game has a rich history and is a commonly played game during Oktoberfest.
Rules of the Game:
-The game is divided into rounds, with one person being eliminated after each round.
-Every competitor must line up on a wall or fence at the beginning of each round
-A certain landmark is chosen as the "Braunschpole"
-Once the round has started, players are free to move around, but as soon as one person has made any contact with the "Braunschpole", all must get back to the starting wall as fast as possible
-The object of the game is to avoid being the last person to get back to the wall, as this person will be eliminated.
Officials
Because of the drunken nature of Braunschweig, rowdiness is encouraged, however is become essential to appoint a moderator for Brunschweig matches who can resolve drunken disputes and prevent any competitor from engaging in conduct that will get them arrested
-The referee of Braunschweig is referred to as the "Braunschführer"
-At the beginning of the game, the most sober person present is appointed to be the Braunschführer
The Braunschführer has absolute power, no one is to question the ruling of the Braunschführer, as the penalty for doing so is being publicly iced
by The Braunschführer April 17, 2011
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When a group of bros stop what they are doing in the gym to watch someone lift a real amount of weight.
When a group of bros stare at a waitress at a bar.
When a group of bros stop what they are doing in the gym to watch someone lift a real amount of weight.
When a group of bros stare at a waitress at a bar.
by Braudience March 22, 2013
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