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Norwegian Bratwurst

Norwegian Bratwurst is a term used in response to the presentation of any other term that one may be unfamiliar with. It may be used as an escape mechanism from a situation/question that tests one's knowledge of Urban Dictionary terms, or just a joke on a friend to test their honesty in being presented with an Urban Dictionary term.
An example of both applications is as follows:

Michael: Hey, Eloise, have you heard of a cream pie?
Eloise (with discomfiture): No, I have not. But have you heard of a Norwegian Bratwurst?
Michael (with false confidence): Yeah, that's disgusting!
Eloise: Moron! Norwegian bratwurst does not exist. I simply made it up in order to play you the fool.
by Clem&Daph December 26, 2010
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Bratwurst

A word used to describe girls who have a nice face but have a terrible body. The opposite of butters.
"When she took her clothes off, my fears came true. Her head, although pretty, sat on top of a pile of deformities. She was bratwurst"
by BigDaddy96 January 13, 2014
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Bradwurst

A brad who smashes your girl and gives her the wurst
Yo that bradwurst stuffed anonda (other guy) yeah I wouldn’t let my girl any where near that bradwurst
by Jack mehoff hard November 3, 2018
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Sourdough Bratwurst

when a guy with a chode fucks a girl with yeast infection
ryan made a sourdough bratwurst with your mom last night
by gsrbn January 20, 2009
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Bratwurst Bitch

An in-your-face mother of all insults designed to frighten and bewilder the recipient due to its absurd combination of sausage and common everyday insult.
Hey man, who you talkin' to? "Oh, it's just Kathy" Tell her she ain't nothin' but a bratwurst bitch!
by Eazee C March 9, 2009
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bratwurst bellyflop

When a man and a woman are performing the sex act of 69 with the man on top. The man, out of nowhere, does a bellyflop on top of the woman, therefore, thursting his dick down her throat and causing momentary choking
"So me and my girl were 69ing last night when all of a sudden i bratwurst bellyflopped her, she has had a sore throat ever since"
by andy zepher January 6, 2009
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bolivian bratwurst

Last night I gave my wife's friend a Bolivian bratwurst
by The Columbiano June 8, 2019
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