A city full of fuck bois and girls that turn their backs on you every second and everyone does pot behind gretezky
Brantford sucks
by youreahoelol May 21, 2020
A small city in southern Ontario of around 100,000 people - with a large portion being druggies and drunks. Has one of the highest per capita crime rates in Canada and compatible to similar sized US cities. Has some nice neighborhoods, but the low life's and bag chasers spill into these neighbourhoods too sadly.
It's a great place to live if you like being robbed or want to become a junkie.
The whole place just has a depressingly toxic vibe.
It's a great place to live if you like being robbed or want to become a junkie.
The whole place just has a depressingly toxic vibe.
Hey, let's goto Brantford and grab some meth/fetty. You won't even need to spend money. Drugs are pretty much blowing in the wind.
by zenob28 December 02, 2020
The coolest town in all of Canada. A place where you can learn to play guitar, go to the library, and buy crystal meth all on one street. The people are rude, the down town is a hole, and the high schools are breeding grounds for sluts. There's only one bookstore and the mall is shit. There are more Tim Hortons than gas stations. The kids are selfish brats, and you can get mugged walking your dog. More people smoke pot here than in Amsterdam. There are five high schools-no one counts tolgate-which are Assumption, BCI, North Park, PJ, and St. John's.
The town has limited night spots, and these spots are trashy dumps. But still, Brantford is the coolest place in Canada. You have to live here to get it.
The town has limited night spots, and these spots are trashy dumps. But still, Brantford is the coolest place in Canada. You have to live here to get it.
Person One: Give me your money.
Person Two: Are you from Brantford?
Person One: How did you know?
Person Two: Because you're jumping me....and you're a vodka obsessed crystal meth loving ford planter slut.
Person One: You are correct. Good day.
Person Two: Are you from Brantford?
Person One: How did you know?
Person Two: Because you're jumping me....and you're a vodka obsessed crystal meth loving ford planter slut.
Person One: You are correct. Good day.
by MistakeMeForASucker June 05, 2009
Brantford is A town in Ontario Canada where all the girls are sluts and all the guys are hockey playing fuckbois who walk around shouting ferda all day. Almost all the teens do drugs and half of them drop out of school before grade 11. Still has the highest teen pregnancy rate in all of Ontario and also the highest car theft rate. Most girls are bitches who just act like sluty to sleep with guys you can also get heroine on any street corner and the down town is nasty and homeless people pull knifes on you but hey we have Wayne Gretzky so fuck all of you
by Mickey Dickey October 30, 2017
Small city in Ontario, Canada, in which all citizens do drugs, most teen girls are pregnant, and if you do not park your car in a maximum security garage with laser automated shotguns and target intelligent missiles and 3 professional veteran snipers camping out your house 24 hours a day, your vehicle will get stolen.
Brantford: You to random person: Hey man u know where i can get some pot?
Random person: *gives you the number to 15 drug dealers* Those are the best in town. if none of them answer you/text you back heres a few more *gives you a phone book*
Random person: *gives you the number to 15 drug dealers* Those are the best in town. if none of them answer you/text you back heres a few more *gives you a phone book*
by The Stoner Adventure May 14, 2015
City in Southern Ontario, known for it's high ratio of Crime to Population. This is largely due to a lack of employment, restless youth, crack addiction, and a lazy police force.
It holds (or at one time held) the record for Car Theft Capital of Canada (per capita, after the prarie provinces cracked down on their rampant car jackings), Highest Teen Pregnancy rate in Ontario, Highest crime rate in Canada per capita, and "Best blooming city" for it's flower displays (in which you can often find old burned spoons and needles)
It holds (or at one time held) the record for Car Theft Capital of Canada (per capita, after the prarie provinces cracked down on their rampant car jackings), Highest Teen Pregnancy rate in Ontario, Highest crime rate in Canada per capita, and "Best blooming city" for it's flower displays (in which you can often find old burned spoons and needles)
by Johnny Malvado March 18, 2011
Brantford is a city in southern Ontario Canada. Wayne Gretzky is from here, but that’s the only positive thing coming from this terrible town. It has the highest violent crime, highest property crime, highest drug use rate, and highest poverty rate in Canada. The schools also rank the lowest in the country (based on EQAO scores). Police force is underfunded and so are schools. It’s white, ghetto, and dangerous. The girls nowadays are also whores and get pregnant as teens.
by Hockeyfuck October 01, 2022