Brando 

The transition from hot male celebrity into a massive unattractive mess mirroring the trajectory of Marlon Brando. (e.g. Brendan Fraser, Val Kilmer, Vin Diesel in a few years (?) )

"If Val Kilmer doesn't want to go Brando, he'd better hire a personal trainer."

Vin Diesel to James Corden: The Late Late Show - 1/18/2017

James Carden: Do you ever think there will be a day, when you are just going to go nuts and let it all go?
Vin diesel: "Yes, I want to pull a Brando.

Brando by American Hustler February 25, 2017

Brando 

The tank top of the sort called "wife-beaters" and, later on, in a burst of completely misguided feminism, "boy beaters".

Brando looked famously steamy in one in "Streetcar Named Desire", and let's face it, I think we can agree that abuse jokes aren't particularly funny.

"A totally hot guy just passed me on the street wearing a Brando. I had to wolf-whistle at him!"

Brando by ThursdayWeld March 28, 2010

brando 

To express disdain or disgust via inscrutably bizarre behavior.

Billy was so upset that there were no girls at the party he pulled a Brando - spoke in gibberish, yelled at the punch bowl and only ate the finger foods while dancing.

brando by Jack36 July 19, 2006

Brando 

A term when something is too cool, normal words can NOT describe: Fucking amazing in every sense.

When you're too cool to use full words to describe or explain

Nicole "Did you make a resi for tonight at TAO"
Natalie "Did you just say 'resi', that was sooo BRANDO of you

Alan "Can someone order me a sammi"
Natalie "Do you mean a 'SANDWICH', stop trying to be so brando Alan"

Brando by nj9876543 December 14, 2018

Brando 

A person, place or thing that wears cargo shorts on a daily basis. Also is the occasional drinker of the beverage known as a “White Claw” on the rocks.

John: Did you see that Brando over there?
Steven: Yeah, he won’t be getting any chicks with those shorts on.

Brando by Jmills April 3, 2020

Brando 

noun- A person that breaks your heart and plays with your emotions. Someone who enjoys playing games with women's feelings.

Oh girl he's not worth it, you can tell he's a total Brando.

Brando by brandohater February 5, 2010

brando 

To forcibly rape another person or object and then pulling out to eliminate pregnancy. The term comes from Marlon Brando when he raped Blanche in T. Williams' *A Streetcar Named Desire*

Guy 1: What's wrong with your bag?
Guy 2: It's really worn down.
Guy 1: Dude, it looks like you brando the crap outta that bag.
Guy 2: .............so

brando by c.t.11 March 5, 2010