Brandos

To Fuck the shit out of a women. The use of the Shocker/Punisher. Decendet of Leonidous (from Spartan Legends)

Hey man i totaly brandos that chick last night. Again Brandos will come and destroy all

by BrandosTheSpartan March 22, 2008

Brando

greatest person to exist

You rock, Brando

by coconods January 15, 2022

Brando

A guy who learns muai thai and likes to crack a joke once in a while loves to play pingpong

Ah dude brando want to play pingpong

by Mosseboy September 25, 2018

Brandos

Brandos is a fuckboy, he is a social climber that claims he is a deep guy but really he just wants girls for sex. He listens to his mother at home when he is out he lives by his own rules

All Brandos's like to have a lot of sex

"yo yo yo that Brandos Antic guy is such a fuckboy "

by kayeemare March 15, 2015

Brando

The transition from hot male celebrity into a massive unattractive mess mirroring the trajectory of Marlon Brando. (e.g. Brendan Fraser, Val Kilmer, Vin Diesel in a few years (?) )

"If Val Kilmer doesn't want to go Brando, he'd better hire a personal trainer."

Vin Diesel to James Corden: The Late Late Show - 1/18/2017

James Carden: Do you ever think there will be a day, when you are just going to go nuts and let it all go?
Vin diesel: "Yes, I want to pull a Brando.

by American Hustler February 25, 2017

Brando

The tank top of the sort called "wife-beaters" and, later on, in a burst of completely misguided feminism, "boy beaters".

Brando looked famously steamy in one in "Streetcar Named Desire", and let's face it, I think we can agree that abuse jokes aren't particularly funny.

"A totally hot guy just passed me on the street wearing a Brando. I had to wolf-whistle at him!"

by ThursdayWeld March 28, 2010

Brando

A person, place or thing that wears cargo shorts on a daily basis. Also is the occasional drinker of the beverage known as a “White Claw” on the rocks.

John: Did you see that Brando over there?
Steven: Yeah, he won’t be getting any chicks with those shorts on.

by Jmills April 3, 2020