brainfartitis

The sudden stop of brain function in an extreme moment of need.

The student suffered from a severe case of brainfartitis during his presentation in Dr. Bradford's class.

by Dr. Dick Stationary November 19, 2011

Brainjacking

The act of achieving orgasm and/or genital secretion via ones thought process with no physical aide whatsoever.

"I had this raging hard on last night and all I could think about was Tyler Perry dressed up as Madea. Unfortunately I was too drunk to masturbate before I fell asleep. Shortly thereafter I was fairly certain I woke up pissing my pants. Once I came to, thankfully, I had realized I was only brainjacking." - Michael Richards

Albert: (sees Mikey making a face) Is he taking a dump?
Mollie: No, he's thinking real hard! - Look Who's Talking (1989)

by Mr. Douchébag November 27, 2009

brainwanking

Any intellectual/academic discussion meant more to show off the intelligence of the speaker than to prove a point or educate anyone listening.

Freudian literary criticism is pretty useless, to be honest; eventually they stop talking about literature entirely, in favor of pointless brainwanking.

by kiefda03 June 10, 2010

Brainpuke

The result of churning out ideas when trying to come up with something new. The result however being complete puke

We need a new word for educational entertainment, so I came up with "edutainment"

Man, that's just brainpuke

by Freddy the grammar nazi February 25, 2010

Brainfart

Adj. Used to describe a temporary loss of short-term memory.

I was about to answer her when I suddenly had a brainfart.

by Frank Wilson September 11, 2002

brainparked

An extended period of time when the mind feels blank. No thoughts are going through the mind, but the mind doesn't feel empty either. The term is typically used in past-tense, as an individual can only retrospectively realize that they were brainparked. If an individual realizes that they are in "brainparking" mode, then at that moment they have already left the state of being brainparked.

Sorry, I didn't hear you. I was brainparked for a while.

by onekant October 30, 2011

bradparkerite

pretty much the hardest substance on earth

Nothing can scratch bradparkerite!

by charminggeek December 29, 2008