The act of achieving orgasm and/or genital secretion via ones thought process with no physical aide whatsoever.
"I had this raging hard on last night and all I could think about was Tyler Perry dressed up as Madea. Unfortunately I was too drunk to masturbate before I fell asleep. Shortly thereafter I was fairly certain I woke up pissing my pants. Once I came to, thankfully, I had realized I was only brainjacking." - Michael Richards
Albert: (sees Mikey making a face) Is he taking a dump?
Mollie: No, he's thinking real hard! - Look Who's Talking (1989)
Albert: (sees Mikey making a face) Is he taking a dump?
Mollie: No, he's thinking real hard! - Look Who's Talking (1989)
by Mr. Douchébag November 27, 2009
Get the Brainjacking mug.A condition under which the sufferer's brain physically aches. The brain shuts down normal functions and refuses to work with you to achieve anything.
Leads to confusion, inertia, drowsiness, blank staring, unresponsiveness, nonsensical gibberings, numbness of the senses, difficulty in forming or grasping simple thoughts and concepts and immobilisation of the body.
Commonly a result of overindulgence in intoxicants of various forms, lack of sleep and/or workaholism.
Leads to confusion, inertia, drowsiness, blank staring, unresponsiveness, nonsensical gibberings, numbness of the senses, difficulty in forming or grasping simple thoughts and concepts and immobilisation of the body.
Commonly a result of overindulgence in intoxicants of various forms, lack of sleep and/or workaholism.
E.g
Person one: Heya, how're you today?
Sufferer: uhhhhh
Person one: Whats up? Are you ok?
Sufferer: uhhh errrr brainache... meh
Person one: Heya, how're you today?
Sufferer: uhhhhh
Person one: Whats up? Are you ok?
Sufferer: uhhh errrr brainache... meh
by Spoontastic January 8, 2010
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Having an intellectual conversation with someone, at such an intense level that you reach mental orgasms, as if both brains were having sex.
Brainfucking:
"We don't only have physical sex, we also brainfuck a lot. She gives me amazing mental orgasms"
"Lucy likes brainfucking better than actual sex"
"We don't only have physical sex, we also brainfuck a lot. She gives me amazing mental orgasms"
"Lucy likes brainfucking better than actual sex"
by immaterial labour February 5, 2015
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Freudian literary criticism is pretty useless, to be honest; eventually they stop talking about literature entirely, in favor of pointless brainwanking.
by kiefda03 June 10, 2010
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It uses 8 symbols total.
It uses 8 symbols total.
Person 1: So I just found out this programming language, it's called brainfuck...
Person 1: And it literally fucked my brain...
Person 1: And it literally fucked my brain...
by Nikitaw99 July 19, 2016
Get the brainfuck mug.1. Verb: To fuck with the mind/head, to toy with ones thoughts of reality; to cause a state of confusion and befuddlement.
2. Noun: A brainfuck -- something that brainfucks.
3. Adj.: An object that possesses qualities or traits that brainfuck.
2. Noun: A brainfuck -- something that brainfucks.
3. Adj.: An object that possesses qualities or traits that brainfuck.
1. Man, Hideaki Anno brainfucked me this time!
2. That brainfuck of an anime will have me contemplaiting its meaning in my dark, dark room for days...
3. That Evangelion movie sure was a brainfucker, eh Wang?
2. That brainfuck of an anime will have me contemplaiting its meaning in my dark, dark room for days...
3. That Evangelion movie sure was a brainfucker, eh Wang?
by Hiro Protagonist February 16, 2004
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