Brafternoon

Usually taking place on a friday afternoon. When Bros get together and watch Bromantic comedies, drink cappucinos with kahlua, and take naps. May involve a game of raquetball, basketball, football, soccer or just a friendly foot massage. Often followed up by a shower, picking out clothes to borrow and going out for the night, hand in hand.

Dean: hey man what you wanna do this brafternoon

Mcconnasenn: I was thinking the usual, workout followed by cappucinos

Heinz: don't forget the movie and foot massages, followed by the pre-shower iceberg! I love brafternoons.

by coolkdub September 11, 2009

baffer

baffen is the same as rimmen or rimming ...using your tongue to stimulate the anus either of a man or woman

Ow yeah baby lick my p00per :o You are one great baffer :D

by GSnIet April 2, 2008

blaffers

Back tits

Some huge bitch popped out of the river and all we saw were her ginormous blaffers... Thank god!

by Fat ass back tits April 25, 2014

Baffercating

Baffercating is the act of masturbating to gorilla grip gorilla pussy gorilla porn.

Baff gone full monkey mode, he's baffercating again

by Iamtoan September 19, 2021

baffer

your motherfuckin' dick

"dude, put your baffer away."

by MIKEGGGG July 10, 2005

bruffer

(noun)1) A made-up alcoholic drink served when one is compleatly wasted.
(noun)2) a male you're directly related to. A brother.

1) "I think I'm gonna need a bruffer."
2) "Awwwww." Said his sissy. "Is bruffer not home yet?"

by vampyrelulu November 28, 2007

brafternoon tea

A combination of breakfast, brunch, lunch and afternoon tea combined. Usually consumed as the post fasting meal after epic proptions of sex, sleep, drinking, lack of or a mixture of all the above. To nourish the couple in order to replenish drained fuel stores in preparation for the next session.

Not to be confused or associated with 'brafternoon' or any other variation where 'bra's' are mentioned.

I'm famished its 330pm, let's hit the local for some brafternoon tea... pancakes and an all day brekky.. and juice and cake and chips and a beer... reful this temple for our later offering to the gods!

by Cerealandthehound June 15, 2017