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If someone is ''cherried'', ''cherry bakewelled'' or ''cherry chongled'', it means they are not in a normal state of mind / thinking correctly either whilst sober or under the influence of alcohol, drugs etc.

You can also use combinations (cherry, cherried, cherry bakewell, cherry bakewelled, cherry chongled)
''That guys proper cherried like'' (sober and/or under the influence)

''He's just put diesel into his petrol car, what a cherry bakewell''

''He's an absolute cherry (cherry chongle / cherry bakewell), why's he gone and done that?''

''He says that all the time, hes a Cherry Bakewell''

''She had far too much to drink on Friday, she was proper cherried / cherry bakewelled / cherry chongled''
by MrChongle October 7, 2021
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branwell bronte

Yorkshire for an intellecual, drug addled, boozed-up waster, (of which there are many here) or one with pretentions of being such - after the infamous opium guzzling brother of the Bronte sisters, who allegedy wrote the novel 'Wuthering Heights but was too wrecked to notice that his sister published it under her name!
(Two old mates meet in a chance encounter at the bar)
Jim-bob: Yo, Marmaduke. How ya doing?
Marmaduke: Hey, I'm fine mate. How's your Ralph?
Jim-bob: Ah, he's always mashed and on the lash these days.
Marmaduke: Yeah, I heard he's turned into a bit of a Branwell Bronte.
by chris firth January 17, 2007
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cherry bakewell

A British staple. A small tart containing jam, marzipan and topped with icing, with half a glace cherry on top. Absolutely delicious, especially with a nice cup of tea.
In my opinion, the best cake Mr Kipling has to offer. If they didn't contain so many calories I would happily eat them all day.
mmmm, cherry bakewells, yum yum yum!
by geekstress May 17, 2006
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cherry bakewell

To release ones' jizzum on your partner's face, followed by a short sharp donkey punch to their nose, thus creating the appearance of a cherry bakewell.
Neil gave Bob a cherry bakewell... he didn't see that one coming
by fluffy1 October 31, 2006
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Bracknell

Many people say Bracknell is "Chav land", well let me inform you that yes, there are some rough kids here but name me an area where there isn't. And I have only ever heard of one girl who was 13 when she got pregnant soo shsh! We are NOT all scum, I have never stolen anything! I don't smoke, drink or anything like that - niether do my friends and we are in our teens. If you were in Bracknell to witness the "fights in every pub every night" then I would love to hear from you. Thanks.
by AHoyyHannah March 22, 2011
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braswell

Braswell (n) a man with an uber large penis
He had such a big braswell
by Jake Steel January 31, 2008
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Blackwell

The name Blackwell means beautiful, smart, mythical, and ninja-like.
They are hard to spot people, so once you find one, NEVER LET THEM GO!
If you do you, will be attacked and put in a cage.
By the way, ignore the first definition, they were jerks.
Oh my gosh! Did you just see that? I think it was a Blackwell!
by Up down and frown March 23, 2013
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