Booze Maxing

Pushing through any preconceived limit when consuming Alcohol.

Jack just got done booze maxing, now he has to go pick up his 8 year old son from choir practice.

by Jrick21 December 11, 2021

booze monkey

A person of legal drinking age whose task it is to buy alcohol on behalf of persons not of legal drinking age during nights out or other social gatherings.

Booze monkey! Fetch me more vodka.

by BritishNinjaViking March 9, 2007

Boozecan

A nightclub or bar, especially one which operates illegally or is otherwise disreputable.

Boozecans are illegal clubs that became popular in the wake of the punk rock movement in eastern Canada, spreading westward from there.

In their basement they have a boozecan, sometimes prostitutes come in, sometimes it's just gambling going down...

by Da G-spot October 15, 2009

Snizz Bizzer

Another slang for a female vibrator. It is inserted into a woman's snizz, or vagina, then turned on to vibrate, or bizz, inside of her.

Before a hefty night of scissoring, Jenna and Teresa decided to warm each other up with some hot snizz bizzer action.

by Chase Steenburg December 21, 2008

Bazzed

A term to describe a state of intoxication so extreme the person ends up on their back, unable to righten themselves akin to a turtle/tortoise/terrapin, or other shelled reptiles.

Short for Basmatted.

'Man Matt got completely bazzed last night, saw him passed out in the stairwell on his back!'

'Lets get totally bazzed tonight!'
'Na man I got bazzed the other day and I haven't quite recovered yet!'

'The Jaysters were utterly bazzed, rolling around on the floor unable to get up'. HAHA.

'Who's that on the floor?'
'Ah don't worry, thats just Hannah. She downed 3 dirty pints and now she is well and truly basmatted' (long version)

by Jayster 002 March 7, 2014

booze hound

One who consumes copious amounts of alcoholic beverages at any given opportunity, whilst being seemingly immune to any nasty side affects. Typically the "life of the party".

Hey look at Billy, I can't believe he's still drinking after such a big one last night! Billy is such a booze hound!

by Gregory B. April 29, 2019

booze kazoo

The breathalyzer interlock device you blow into to be able to start your car.

Gerald can't drive his car without his booze kazoo.

by Hairdo December 2, 2013