bastarded

A term used to describe a retarded bastard.

Man, Tom is so bastarded.

by niggakooch August 18, 2009

bore-boarded

The practice of inducing a near death experience in others by incessant and mindless chatter.

Poor Gary barely survived being bore-boarded by Leon at the faculty party."

by Gary Olson January 25, 2009

Chef Boyardee

An 100 percent Italian person who is related to the godfather and enjoys eating spaghetti and meatballs while drinking bacardi 151.

Chef Boyardee groped diane during his italian cuisine of Spaghetti and meatballs.

by Puss Kuss March 16, 2004

bartarded

The act of being extremely intoxicated on Xanax to the point of acting retarded.

"Yeah, Juan was so bartarded last night, he crashed his car then started smoking some dro"

by Phungguy June 1, 2006

bartarded beinge

A state of mind that occurs after prolong daliy use of Xanax as a means of escaping reality. These days of Xanax use included massive amounts of four bars that result in taking one after another until a black out is achieved. During this period one has no control over there actions or what may happen. The days and weeks following may be quite blurry and a full recovery may take a full mounth.

During this last bartarded beinge i blew threw $1400 in four days, managed to blow out my tire, and offcours ruined christmas, i dont even remeber what happened.

by Dr. Johnson, Chase February 7, 2010

Bratarded

When one is extremely deficient at removing the female article of clothing, the bra.

-"Oh my god, Aaron, it's been 4 minutes! I'll do it, you're so bratarded"

-"I don't think he's gotten much action. He was completely bratarded yesterday"

by djgringo June 16, 2010

boyardee

The opposite of "al dente." When referring to pasta, it describes a soft consistency.

Andrew cooked spaghetti for dinner last night, but left it on the stove too long. That mess was boyardee!

by magnus.t.skillet December 8, 2013