borderline-suicidal

When somebody consistently and repeatedly has suicidal thoughts, but hasn't seriously considered it and planned out a comprehensive course of action. Like almost all medical problems, early treatment is extremely important.

borderline-suicidal Person: I lost my job and my wife is considering divorce.... maybe I should just put one right in my head...
(Next day) Gotta drive to the unemployment office...maybe I should just lock the door and drive into a lake...
Similar thoughts repeat frequently

Suicidal person: My family was murdered and I'm being framed for it....I'll go get my gun and end it right here. I'd better do it over the bridge so there's no mess. Just in case my life insurance pays out, I'll write a will to have it all donated to charity...

by Jean PKAM November 9, 2013

Bowlers delight

When kneeling behind a woman bent over, doggy style, sticking 2 fingers in the woman’s vagina, and 1 in the anus. Similar to how one would hold a bowling ball.

Lance unexpectedly gave me a bowlers delight last night.

by ProBowler December 21, 2020

jamie campbell bower

Jamie Campbell Bower is one sexy british motherfucker who has played in Harry Potter, Twilight (unfortunately) and the Mortal Instruments: City Of Bones. He is so sexy that when you look at him you die of the sexiness. He has a sexy nose ring as well. He is also a Burberry model and a musician. He is very talented.

Have you seen Jamie Campbell Bower in TMI: city of bones?
YES he looks just like an angel

by Alaska Hood August 8, 2014

Bowser-Bod

Chunky dude with suave hair and thick thighs resembling that of the titular character Bowser from hit video game Bowser's Dog Dick Revenge

A preferable body type lusted over by many gays
Also the the main selling point of many Bowsersexuals

That guy has a total Bowser-Bod, look at that hair and those thighs, mmm meaty...

by Ɛ>Bowser's Fav Minion<3 June 3, 2021

So long gay bowser

Something Mario says in Super Mario 64. He's actually saying "So long King Bowser" but it kind of sounds like "So long Gay Bowser" Then it was removed in 3D all stars which sucked thanks to nintendo being such a d bag. It is a great meme tbh, lol.

Mario: So long gay bowser!

by datboi101lol March 15, 2021

borderlands flu

When you miss work on September 18th because Borderlands 2 just came out.

Why weren't you here on Tuesday?
I had the borderlands flu.

by Papa5quaT September 16, 2012

border barrel

a container used for smuggling immigrants, in which the immigrant is hidden inside a sealed container that is shipped by boat to a destination that is sometimes unknown until after arrival.

Dude! I want to get out of this country. Where can I find a border barrel?

by D.S. Credito April 2, 2015