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Bournemouth Block

When a conspiracy theorist is confronted with factual evidence that disproves one of his theories, the person bringing forth the facts gets banned and blocked from the website. This is usually followed by a rant on the main page of the website by the conspiracy theorist.
When Bertram presented his evidence that the earth is indeed a globe, he was given the Bournemouth Block.
by LanceBoyle August 17, 2018
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Bournemouth Salad

The quintessential British dinner. A mixture of mostly brown/beige foods all combined into a glorious buffet of joy. Made by parents who can't be bothered with creativity or seasoning.
Jim: Guess what I had for dinner last night!
Kim: What?
Jim: A bloody Bournemouth Salad that's what!
by bogbaka April 28, 2021
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Bournemouth special

The Bournemouth special is a term used for a upside down blowjob
I heard she gave him the Bournemouth special
by Thatsthelenslad December 14, 2020
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Bournemouth Boy's

Male individuals who were born, live, work or study in the Seaside town of Bournemouth on the South Coast of England. Typically arrogant, self-centered & egotistic, though credit goes to the minority who display normal respectable gentlemanly characteristics, though this could be classed as a rare breed of Male in Bournemouth.
We must go to the gym everyday this week to make ourselves look buff for the bournemouth beach at the weekend after all we are Bournemouth boy's
by imdaydreaming June 12, 2011
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Bournemouth Area

Generally known on the South Coast as the area between the front bum and the bum’ole. Long and narrow like the Bournemouth beach and can attract both sand residue and crabs
I tell you what, after last night, Barbara doesn’t half have a raw looking ‘Bournemouth area’
by Hobblefoot April 4, 2025
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Bournemouth area

Generally known on the South Coast as the area between the front bum and the bum’ole. Long and narrow like the Bournemouth beach and can attract both sand residue and crabs
Blimey Barbara, my ‘Bournemouth area’ is red raw after last night
by Hobblefoot April 4, 2025
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Taken to Bournemouth

Bournemouth being a complete shithole so a great innuendo for a fine bit of buggery
Ooooof look at his Nan, she’s gotta be taken to Bournemouth
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