A bouncer is the first face you see when entering a bar, pub, or night club, and how they treat you often sets the mood for the night. they make sure everyone who enters the establishment is of legal drinking age, not overly intoxicated, dressed according the the bars dresscode, not carying any weapons or drugs. They tend to be large and muscular. their job is to make sure that the bar is safe for the customers and bar staff alike. the bouncers duties inside the bar are to eject overly drunk people and trouble makers, and to prevent and break up fights, make sure people pay for their drinks. If you treat a bouncer with respect, most will act in kind. If you act like an asshole, chances are you will wake up in an ally in a pool of your own blood with serious head trauma.
"I called the bouncer a pussy, that was the last time I saw out of my right eye"
"I gave the bouncer at the door a fifty and he let me and my friends in right away, without cover charge too!"
"that bouncer saved my ass from getting jumped, I'm gonna buy him some drinks for after he gets off work"
"I gave the bouncer at the door a fifty and he let me and my friends in right away, without cover charge too!"
"that bouncer saved my ass from getting jumped, I'm gonna buy him some drinks for after he gets off work"
by BurnabyDan December 28, 2005
Get the bouncer mug.A person who thinks they are better than they actually are and often misinterpret situations.
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A guy who thinks he is getting a girl just because he talks to her. Even though she is obviously friend zoning him.
A player in Fortnite who kills you just out of luck , because he got a Pump first, but for that reason thinks he is better than you. Even though he truly is not.
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A guy who thinks he is getting a girl just because he talks to her. Even though she is obviously friend zoning him.
A player in Fortnite who kills you just out of luck , because he got a Pump first, but for that reason thinks he is better than you. Even though he truly is not.
This bunzer thinks he is getting Jess just because he talks to her in the hallway.
This bunzer just one-pumped me and is giving me the L-Dance.
This bunzer just one-pumped me and is giving me the L-Dance.
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A person who thinks they are better than they actually are and often misinterpret situations.
Some context:
A guy who thinks he is getting a girl just because he talks to her. Even though she is obviously friend zoning him.
A player in Fortnite who kills you just out of luck , because he got a Pump first, but for that reason thinks he is better than you. Even though he truly is not.
Some context:
A guy who thinks he is getting a girl just because he talks to her. Even though she is obviously friend zoning him.
A player in Fortnite who kills you just out of luck , because he got a Pump first, but for that reason thinks he is better than you. Even though he truly is not.
This bunzer thinks he is getting Jess just because he talks to her in the hallway.
This bunzer just one-pumped me and is giving me the L-Dance.
This bunzer just one-pumped me and is giving me the L-Dance.
by deadpool 1 June 8, 2018
Get the bunzer mug.An individual who does nothing but scope the bulges in a males pants, and once they’ve noticed one of an ample enough size, bulge bounces to the next guy.
by Tee Cee Deez February 27, 2020
Get the Bulge Bouncer mug.When a masculine bouncer, bartender or ID check guy gets a little too absorbed in his power as gatekeeper. He'll refer to male customers mildly condescendingly as "buddy," and is overly eager to kick people out of the establishment, not necessarily for causing a scene in the bar so much as challenging his dominance.
Non-bouncers express bouncer syndrome when they try to break up other peoples' fights in bars or parties, usually when drunk.
Non-bouncers express bouncer syndrome when they try to break up other peoples' fights in bars or parties, usually when drunk.
by ituzzip March 22, 2009
Get the Bouncer Syndrome mug.Someone who cynically grandstands about their unpleasant childhood, by way of fishing for pity or giving an apologia for their heartless or anti-social behaviour. Very trendy in a postmodernist climate. From the character in Dickens' "Hard Times".
Look at that kid on the TV saying that he wouldn't have killed the kid on a joyride if his own mummy had loved him a bit more. What a perfect little Bounderby.
by Fearman August 7, 2007
Get the Bounderby mug.The big fat guy standing in front of the doorway of stripclubs and keeps everyone out if they are not on the "list". This "list" is basically what the bouncer assumes who you are, if your a hobo, hes not letting you in. He doesn't want any trouble, but if you hit him, he has every right to pummel you to mush.
They also guard doorways to celebrity parties. In those rich guy parties, bouncers are controlled by a wienie-boy butler who talks in a squeaky voice, but commands all the power as long as the big guys are getting paid. These types of rich guy bouncers are less round and more built, and can easily throw you out of a bulletproof window, but can't overturn cars.
They also guard doorways to celebrity parties. In those rich guy parties, bouncers are controlled by a wienie-boy butler who talks in a squeaky voice, but commands all the power as long as the big guys are getting paid. These types of rich guy bouncers are less round and more built, and can easily throw you out of a bulletproof window, but can't overturn cars.
by Chang Tan January 2, 2004
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