bottleneck

A co-worker who takes so long to do their job they make every project take longer than it should.

We would have been done with this project two months ago if Dante wasn't such a bottleneck.

by SafeGoat September 28, 2008

Bottleneck

A universal safe-word for seshes, when a friend is going overboard you use this word.

"bro too far, BOTTLENECK cunt!"
"Bro he was being a bit bottlenecky but it's alright."

by Kneeeckle September 11, 2022

Age bottleneck

WHERE YOU CANT GET MECHANICALLY BETTER AT A CERTAIN AGE

random : Bro I cant edit this wall in fortnite
random smart friend : That must be a age bottleneck

by ThisIsNotNox November 24, 2020

Bottlenecking

when you stick your flaccid penis in a bottle then make it go erect inside the bottle

911 whats your emergency
I was bottlenecking and now my dick fell off

by Jpl Gaymes March 23, 2017

Bottleneck

When something or someone in your life just does not allow you to succeed.

Vasyl's life is permanently bottlenecked by his clingy girlfriend.

by Exodus 4:10 September 14, 2014

Bottlenecking

Removing the cap of a beer bottle in one's anus while using said beer bottle for anal stimulation.

I was bottlenecking the shit out of her, but afterwards the beer tasted terrible.

by The Real Big Cheif June 13, 2011

redneck bottleneck

A specific point on hwy 10 in Coon Rapids, Minnesota where there is frequent traffic congestion.

I'm going to be late, I'm stuck in the redneck bottleneck.

by MyFactsAreAccurate August 15, 2019