by Bob December 18, 2004
When you vomit and have diarrhea simultaneously, most likely caused by food poisoning ; the 5000% most nightmarish thing that can happen to a human being.
Dining at Chipotle is straight risky business; you'll most likely end up in the bathroom bothing all over and inside the toilette and trashcan.
by gyaradocious September 05, 2019
**Near the end of a long road trip through the worst part of Florida**
Max: Dude, I can't wait to get there. I gotta go so bad!
Tim: Should I pull over?
Max: Nah, I'll wait cuz I need to both.
Tim: Oh, I thought you had to piss.
Max: Nah. I gotta both.
Max: Dude, I can't wait to get there. I gotta go so bad!
Tim: Should I pull over?
Max: Nah, I'll wait cuz I need to both.
Tim: Oh, I thought you had to piss.
Max: Nah. I gotta both.
by Maxwell Dope January 31, 2015
I'm stuck working with Matt, That kid is both as fuck.
You know nascar fans are poor and stupid right? yeah I'm both.
You know nascar fans are poor and stupid right? yeah I'm both.
by b0bonthej0b May 12, 2011
Sammy Bear: Are you ok with me hanging out with Flare??
Llama: ....
Sammy Bear: Whats wrong??
Llama: Bothing.
Llama: ....
Sammy Bear: Whats wrong??
Llama: Bothing.
by The Realesttssssss June 01, 2018
by naked big guy October 20, 2009
Masturbating with both of your hands
by PooperLooping May 13, 2021