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Botchy Notch

A pretentious group of friends from the May 2011 BB; opinionated, forceful girls who enjoy preaching about how honest they are, with long bouts of domineering, and the occasional gang up; ladies who are pompous and self important; something they tell themselves that many aspire to be, but very few would actually like to attain.

Girls who are likely to tell you the truth rather than fill you with unicorn lies. Unless they are asked about their 'secret club' to which they respond with condescending remarks and a somewhat bullying attitude.

HYPOCRISY! Duh!
I heard that girl is a botchy notch! Really? I want to be just like her-- ONLY JOKING! HAHAHA! She's always is so narky and opinionated when she has her computer in front of her and her cool online gang behind her! I bet she has social difficulties in the real world too!

*Where there is one there are many!
by nuttinbutdatruth! June 9, 2011
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Botchy

A girl with a bob haircut that doesn't go with her face, usually looks like a cat or dog.
Look at botchy over there with her bob hair cut, she looks like a cat!

Katie Holmes Cruise looks so botchy now.
by Pen1124 February 22, 2011
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Guy 1: Ay man Alice is coming thru
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Botchy Notch

A wonderful group of friends from the May 2011 BB; nice, wholesome girls who enjoy puppies, long walks on the beach, and the occasional clown; Ladies who are funny and caring; something many aspire to be, but few are able to attain.

Girls who are likely to tell you the truth rather than fill you with unicorn lies.

WINNING, duh.
I heard that girl is a botchy notch! Really? I want to be just like her-- she always is so wise and funny. I bet she is really pretty, too.
by Unicorn de jour May 2, 2011
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Botchy Notch

A hilarious group of women from the May 2011 BB with the uncanny ability to get under the skin of anyone who doesn’t understand what an inside joke is. Also, botchy notches will never answer a stupid question with “words you want to hear” just to affirm your horrible parenting choices. If a mother wants to feed her 2 month old baby rice cereal just to make him/her sleep better, a botchy notch will never tell you its okay. If you are looking for someone to tell you what you are doing is a good idea even when you know it isn’t, do not ask a botchy notch, for she tells no lies.

Botchy notches find humor even in the most mundane places, because a life without laughter is no life at all.
Oh and according to some people’s example of a definition, botchy notches are “narky”.
Someone once told me it was ok to let my 2 week old cry herself to sleep, is that a good idea? OMG NO!!! Ask a botchy notch she'll tell you why!
by UnicornLOVER5000 July 29, 2011
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Botchy boy

Yo, Botchy boy, wha' ya gon' do?
by Ben"Jamin'" September 8, 2007
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