Botanical Pressure

determines whether it is the right time to have a bonfire

The botanical pressure is just right. Shit let's get that fire goin'

by Hawkeye93 May 22, 2011

botanical Jesus

(or the green Savior)
Cannabis.
-Produce 4 times more cellulose (to make paper) than wood on the same surface every season (a tree takes years to be usable).
-Its fiber is better than cotton AND ecological. Used to make anything that use fibers (clothes, accessories, rope, etc).
-Cultivation-wise it has the qualities of a "bad" weed : hardy, prolific, low maintenance (ecological and economic).
-Produce a healthy cooking oil. The oil can also be used for fuel.
-Quality, tasty food, drinks and protein can be made from it.
-Marijuana has a wide range of medical uses (painkiller, anti-glaucoma, appetite stimulant for cancer and AIDS patients, etc). With no nasty side effect.
-Cool looking leaf. Decorative and symbolic.
-Last but not least. The safest recreational drug. Would prolly be voted The best recreational drug in a worldwide poll.

Personally I use it only to get high (you prolly do too) but the other uses make a lot of people and the environment happy too.

Let botanical Jesus into your lungs !

by Qu4rtzRox July 21, 2005

Botanical

the act of being "white girl wasted", or an absurd situation or conversation

"My relationship is totally sooo botanical", "This entire situation is botanical!!"

by Kismetkiller26 August 31, 2011

botanicide

Ritualistic killing of plants.

Eating seeds is botanicide. Millions of future plants will never sprout because of what you did!

by SinApodo August 5, 2012

botanical

high, blazed, lifted, lit.

Dude that MJ got me so botanical.

by d supreme May 9, 2006

botanicles

class for studying flowers (or so)

P. "I study Botanicles"
G. "Damnnn you into that flower shit"

by qwerty1237 December 22, 2022

US Botanic Gardens

Brendan they know you are an undercover spy for USBG, this is a warning. lay low in Buenos Aires for a month on this program called CIEE or the English will take the asset. Every couple of days pretend to be "sick" as you will be called on missions to help protect our national security. We will contact you shortly, stay safe, watch for The Big Cheese, and eat some empanadas for us.

Love you Brendan

For classified eyes only, if you aren't Brendan or part of the US Botanic Gardens, then burn in hell, sucka.

by The Small Cheese July 7, 2022