Bontemgasm

The unrestrained physical and emotional sensation experienced at the peak of Australian football viewing excitation.

1. I've just had a Bontemgasm, please pass the tissues.

by Australian idle March 27, 2015

Salt My Dish, Bartender

Hey CUNT! Bring your fat snatch over here and wipe it on the floor wipe up the puddle of seminal fluids, CUNt

Hey fag come salt my dish, bartender

Usually used to get your point across, or as an insult

by Memein April 18, 2017

bartendress

see beerwench.

Amanda is one helluva bartendress.

by Richard Dragon December 3, 2003

bartesque

An invented French word coined by The Simpsons that means "being like Bart" (i.e., mischievous).

Bart: But it involves being a bit underhanded, a bit devious, a bit - as the French say - Bartesque.

by jimmybone D June 24, 2011

Barteksplain

Giving an over the top or inappropriate explanation to a term, which nobody asked for.

"So basically what you do is, you place your hands like this and go 'rock paper scissors' then show what you want to play . Its simpler than you think" - Barteksplaining how to play rock-paper-scissors while under the influence.

by J.inja August 29, 2021

Moon Booter

An extremely large jump where a person will get a significant amount of air off of. A jump that will send you to the moon...

Dude, look at that moon booter over there. We are gonna get booted to the moon!

by rogular January 14, 2018

Jasmine bartek

Jasmine bartek the 19 year old tiktok influencer with nearly 100 thousand supporters, her full name is jasmine Anne bartek. She lives in Canada and talks alot about how mental health is important, she not only does that but has her own fandom called the " bayjays " which they support jasmine with everything she does

Jasmine bartek

by Ryder soulhime May 24, 2021