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A privately educated Tory with a long name, Boris has successfully fooled the masses with his bumbling but fake personality, I honestly find it hard to believe how so few people see through this deception
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Get the Boris Johnson mug.Ex Cure drummer. Best drummer in the band's history. Was in the band from 1984 until 1993, when he left to join his girlfriend's band Babacar. Boris recorded on the albums: The Head On the Door, Kiss Me, Kiss Me, Kiss Me, Disintegration, and Wish.
Boris is extremely innovative, creative, and energetic. Some of his best work can be heard in: Doing the Unstuck, From The Edge Of The Deep Green Sea, Push, and In Between Days.
Boris is extremely innovative, creative, and energetic. Some of his best work can be heard in: Doing the Unstuck, From The Edge Of The Deep Green Sea, Push, and In Between Days.
"Hey, you hear the new Cure song?"
"Yeah, the drummer sucks"
"I know, I hope Boris Williams comes back"
"Yeah, the drummer sucks"
"I know, I hope Boris Williams comes back"
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Get the Boris Johnson mug.It’s when you analyze your shit from A to Z and you realize that it contains different matter states with all the different Bristol stool chart numbers. There should be 7 different states of fecal matter in the toilet, going from liquid and watery to very solid and concentrated.
Usually, what happens is that you ate in a Chinese Buffet the day before you take the dump. There are so many varieties of food in these places that your body sorts them in terms of solidness, going from the egg roll sauce to the chinese onion rings’ crust.
If this ever happens to you, go see a doctor immediately. The Bristol Rainbow a very rare case, but when it’s there, it stays for a long time.
Usually, what happens is that you ate in a Chinese Buffet the day before you take the dump. There are so many varieties of food in these places that your body sorts them in terms of solidness, going from the egg roll sauce to the chinese onion rings’ crust.
If this ever happens to you, go see a doctor immediately. The Bristol Rainbow a very rare case, but when it’s there, it stays for a long time.
Rod : Doctor, about the sample of crap you asked me to give you last week...
Doctor O’Brien : Yes?
Rod : Well, which part do you want the most? There’s the liquid part, the soft part, the solid p...
Doctor O’Brien : Oh my God... Rod, you did a Bristol Rainbow ! Congratulations!
Rod : So, this is a good thing?
Doctor O’Brien : Actually, I was being sarcastic. Be prepared to pay the price for your prescription...
Doctor O’Brien : Yes?
Rod : Well, which part do you want the most? There’s the liquid part, the soft part, the solid p...
Doctor O’Brien : Oh my God... Rod, you did a Bristol Rainbow ! Congratulations!
Rod : So, this is a good thing?
Doctor O’Brien : Actually, I was being sarcastic. Be prepared to pay the price for your prescription...
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"Dude I met this girl last night, her name is Bristi, she was frickin awesome...I think I'm in love!"
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