Borgasm

1) When someone is at their peak of boredom and he/she is about to go insane.

2) When someone has a very boring orgasm.

1) "Hey Chris! I'm having a serious borgasm here! Come over and bring Jordan. We'll make it a borgy!"

2) "I guess I'll just have a borgasm to pass the time!"

by lenovac May 7, 2010

borgasm

The act of being so bored, you just HAVE to do something

oh my gawd, my dad made me go to church and i nearly had a borgasm

by chris182 January 14, 2009

Borgasmord

A boring assortment of leftovers used for any meal (i.e. breakfast, lunch, or dinner).

My friend, Judy, was not happy with her leftovers. She had a borgasmord of takeout.

by OwningKristina March 26, 2020

Borgasm

the point when the Borg start to assimilate you.

Capt'n Picard had a borgasm

by Christopher W. Henderson December 16, 2008

Borgasm

A word used to describe the opposite of an orgasm. When a guy is getting really into it and thrusting away, while the girl is thinking of a shopping list. The guy has a great orgasm while the girl is left with a borgasm.

Mike was railing the shit out of Mary and had a monster explosion while all Mary had was a borgasm.

by Why I Oughta! August 16, 2011

borgasm

The act of getting rilly confused, vomitting, or mispronouncing of a word. Usually induced my extreme intakes of alcohol.

Friend1: Man, playing football is rilly confusing
Friend2: You must be having a borgasm or something, dude

by Jazoon April 25, 2006

borgasm

Nickname to people with the last name Borgmann!

Hey Borgasm, hows it goin?

by Nick Borgmann May 5, 2005