Bordinal

-A word used to describe a person who has the capability to determine the subtle differences between grasshopper and cockroach excrement. In the countries of southeast Asia, being dubbed bordinal is considered the highest honor one can receive in his or her lifetime.

-All who feel they may be eligible to be dubbed bordinal must contact The International Committee of Irish Entrepreneurs (ICIE) who will then host a series of complex tests to verify weather or not you meet the criteria for the honorable title.

ICIE: So, tell us, is it grasshopper or cockroach poop?
Ryan: grasshopper.
ICIE: Correct!
Bordinal Ryan: fuck yeah.

by TACOwhisperer August 6, 2011

borderline-suicidal

When somebody consistently and repeatedly has suicidal thoughts, but hasn't seriously considered it and planned out a comprehensive course of action. Like almost all medical problems, early treatment is extremely important.

borderline-suicidal Person: I lost my job and my wife is considering divorce.... maybe I should just put one right in my head...
(Next day) Gotta drive to the unemployment office...maybe I should just lock the door and drive into a lake...
Similar thoughts repeat frequently

Suicidal person: My family was murdered and I'm being framed for it....I'll go get my gun and end it right here. I'd better do it over the bridge so there's no mess. Just in case my life insurance pays out, I'll write a will to have it all donated to charity...

by Jean PKAM November 9, 2013

Borat

Character created and performed by Sacha Baron Cohen.

Borat is a journalist for Kazakhstani television, hosting a series on Western life and culture: 'Borat's Guide to Britain' and later 'Borat's Guide to America'.

Borat attends social events and suchlike, asking odd questions and embarrasing the subject of interviews with obscure (fabricated) Kazakhstani customs.

After being told he should, in polite circles, ask to be excused before leaving the table, he returned, saying 'I had a good shiit'. Also asked the organiser of a party at Oxford University if they were planning to hire prostitutes.

See also Ali G and Bruno.

by manta May 25, 2003

Bordaty

A god like figure, some say he was created at the same time as god himself

I pledge my life to protect Bordaty

by JonBroit March 3, 2019

Marco Bodt

Marco bodt, a cadet of the 104 cadet corps, ranked 7th highest in his class and was giving command of his own squad. Marco was an idealistic person, valuing good above his own interests, a person who would be willing risk his life for others. He has always dreamed about join the MP (Military Police).... but sadly died trying to take back Trost by Reiner Braun, Bertholdt Hoover, and Annie Leonhart. In most of the manga/anime you can see Marco hanging out with Jean Kirstein (most of the time). Jean refers Marco as his best friend... </3

"Why? Why are you guys in such a hurry for?! We haven't... even... had a chance to talk this through!" -Marco Bodt

by YanderesUnite January 5, 2021

borderlands flu

When you miss work on September 18th because Borderlands 2 just came out.

Why weren't you here on Tuesday?
I had the borderlands flu.

by Papa5quaT September 16, 2012

border barrel

a container used for smuggling immigrants, in which the immigrant is hidden inside a sealed container that is shipped by boat to a destination that is sometimes unknown until after arrival.

Dude! I want to get out of this country. Where can I find a border barrel?

by D.S. Credito April 2, 2015