Boratitous

The repeated use of borat quotes till they are no loger funny.... and or acting like borat.

if this problem continues i suggest a swift hit in the face with a baseball bat and or other blunt object...

bob: "hello, my name a borat"
jim: shut the fuck up you have serious Boratitous

by Gndrew Aribble September 7, 2007

bortits

man boobs

that man has major bortits

by mickle sanfransico July 3, 2010

Heroin-Bobititis

A very rare disease, contracted only by punching a mirror and wrapping the wound in a sweaty old T-shirt for up to 5 months.

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by Alixxx May 9, 2005

Braditis

An extremely contagious, fast moving parasitic virus that moves from one host to another. This parasite is a predator who feeds off the host mentally, emotionally, physically and financially. Ridding oneself of this parasite is no easy feat due to the fact that the host has no idea they have been infected until it's too late. One must starve this parasite until it detaches and finds another host to feed off of.

Avoid self loathing narcissists or you come down with a bad case of Braditis.

by Your Poltergeist August 24, 2023

Beratitis

Inflammation of the tongue due to excessive rimming.

"how come your tongue's so red?"
"Doc told me I got beratitis and should stop rimming randos"

by Nesdog April 19, 2022

bagatitis

A largely benign condition whose main symptom is the appearance of deep red creases across one or more fingers, forming a continuous valley. The condition is mildly uncomfortable but generally leaves no trace beyond ten minutes or so.

Causes include carrying heavy plastic shopping bags.

Oh damn, check out this bagatitis I picked up from Woolies today.
That's some nasty bagatitis you've got there!

by Heath Raftery February 2, 2009

Braditis

Incurable disease, a gut- wrenching feeling you get when you can't think of anything but Brad.

I need to study, but my Braditis is acting up today.

by kakalina September 28, 2009