Boot sex, is a form of masturbation, or self gratification using typically a womans knee-high fashion boot for most fetishists. Or put simply, having sex with a womans boot or boots. And also, making love to a womans boot, or boots. In the absence of a female for intercourse/sex most boot fetishists will have sex with a womans boot or boots . Vinyl boots work best for this. As they do not absorb any moisture as leather boots (unless the leather is sealed properly) do sometimes and may stain. Also, boots with full length zippers work best. As they open the uppers of the boots up wider and guards against ejaculation onto bedding and such.
To girl friend on the phone on a trip; 'you mind if I use those brown boots of yours Hon? Kind of in a knot down there, if you know what I mean. So I'm going to have to resort to some boot sex to relief this'
A self thought of a heterosexual fetishist; 'struck out again tonight! And I'm not going without something tonight. Going to have to get it on with some boot sex with those boots I bought at Good Will'
A self thought of a heterosexual fetishist; 'struck out again tonight! And I'm not going without something tonight. Going to have to get it on with some boot sex with those boots I bought at Good Will'
by Vinylist November 24, 2014
Get the Boot Sex mug.The Boot Glazer hasnt had a girl friend in a year and a half. Just happen to see a pair of his old girl friends boots in his bed when I used the bath room. Those boots must have gotten a good glazing last night.
by Vinylist November 24, 2014
Get the Boot Glazer mug.(1) One of many homosexual Nazi sailors.
(2) A homosexual depicted in Das Boot, a homoerotic movie about Nazi U-boat personnel.
Variation: Das Fruit Pirate.
(2) A homosexual depicted in Das Boot, a homoerotic movie about Nazi U-boat personnel.
Variation: Das Fruit Pirate.
(1) The rear admiral ordered das boot pirate to service his poop deck.
(2) The U-boat swallowed seamen the same way that das boot pirate swallowed semen.
(2) The U-boat swallowed seamen the same way that das boot pirate swallowed semen.
by NiraMillson November 14, 2016
Get the das boot pirate mug.by Jim Dangle August 30, 2005
Get the New boot goofin' mug.A term used for anything or anyone that is gross and disgusting either smelling like shit or looking like shit.
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Get the Bootella mug.1. Someone with an excessive, pathetic allegience to an organization or person, usually a boss. A boot-licking toady will unflinchingly cater to his master's every wish irrespective of propriety, other people's feelings, or even ethics. Having little or no identity of his own, he will emulate his master in almost every aspect, from appearance to speech and mannerisms.
2. A bobbleheaded sycophant.
3. A mini-me brownnoser.
2. A bobbleheaded sycophant.
3. A mini-me brownnoser.
All those years of ass-kissing paid off. Bob, that boot-licking toady, just got promoted over more qualified and talented people.
by Lex Dude January 13, 2011
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1. When describing a stupid person, or
2. When describing a very large rain storm.
1. When describing a stupid person, or
2. When describing a very large rain storm.
1. You're so dumb you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with the instructions written on the heel!
2. Look at those clouds, its about to pour piss out of a boot!
2. Look at those clouds, its about to pour piss out of a boot!
by 7h0rn3 April 5, 2009
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