booby blister

A blister that forms on the penis after titty fucking with insufficient lubricant.

The other night I was getting a boob job from Abagail when we ran out of lube. I told her to keep going, and that's how I got this booby blister.

by Jack Atrophy August 6, 2022

bootyblasted

A variation of the phrase "butthurt". Getting irrationally angry at something insignificant.

bro why are you so bootyblasted? calm down.

by ill19 August 11, 2015

blister boots

What you call your new pair of winter boots that give you blisters and other pain before being worked in.

Man, my feet are killing me. It'll take another week to work these blister boots in.

by Lovekraft January 28, 2009

pangalactic bottyblaster

D.I.Y Colonic anal douchebags.

"Dude, I can't afford a colonic."
"Dude, get a pangalactic bottyblaster - they're only £4.99."

by Soiled Undergarment August 16, 2003