boomarang jesus

A person you loan money to and they promise to pay you back, but you haven't seen them yet.

I loaned some money to (Insert Name) and now he/she has become a Boomarang Jesus.

by Dr. Pastor Charlie S. October 25, 2017

Australian boomarang

When your jacking off and it shoots out hits an object and bounces back and hits your face.

Dude I was rubbing one out last night and I totally got Australian boomaranged!!

by Mr. Alignment August 20, 2022

boomarang buyer

A person who buys stuff off of tv, the internet and in stores with no intention of keeping the items. This person is the ultimate impulse buyer who ends up sending back or taking back purchases that are too expensive or unneeded. clothes horse, Black Friday, shopper, shopaholic, boomerang shopper, boomarang, shopping addiction, department store, QVC, HSN, shopping channel, credit cards, presents, return policy

My grandmother is a boomarang buyer, she is constantly buying stuff off of the shopping channel. She keeps it for a couple of weeks and then decides she doesn’t need it and sends it back.

by joecoolthefool November 17, 2018

mental boomarang

When you think of something bad that you want to happen to somebody but, happens to someone you know.

I imaged that this guy would break his leg, it happen but my sister broke her leg a week later. That was totally a mental boomarang!

by Zabimaru555 December 15, 2008