fucking by the book 

Having sex by doing it by the book: the way porn stars everywhere seem to have a generic routine to fuck each other nowadays.

First: boob tease
2nd: Blow Job
3rd: Girl Strips
4th: Eating out the girl
5: Hardcore Sex
6th: Spanking
7th: Jizzing in her face as you beat off

Girl: So how do you wanna do this baby?
Boy: Let's start fucking by the book from now on.
Girl: What book? The Kama Sutra?
Boy: No, the way they keep doing it in my porn.
Girl: WTF??? wait. ok...

fucking by the book by Rahul55 August 17, 2008

bookfuck 

To open a book, lube up the pages, then place your member in and slam it shut and make sweet love to your book.

Well i was studying last night and my book really started looking good, so i lubed up and bookfucked that algebra book hard

bookfuck by TheGreatDomini May 5, 2008

Bookfucker 

Someone who who studies sex manuals all the time and sticks by them for orgasmic pleasure.

Kama sutra followers..... theyre bookfuckers.

Bookfucker by Davethemuncher May 13, 2005

bookfucked

to get found out on facebook for things u shudnt have been doing

that guys girlfriend just proper bookfucked him!!! she found out he was havin it off with the cleaner wen she plastered it all over facebook. wot a conway!!!

bookfucked by stee eddie May 30, 2008

bookfucker 

(1)person who likes to point out spelling errors in people's text conversations.

Oteren is fucking the book again.

bookfucker by vark May 5, 2003