Boogyman

A weird monster that hides in dark places
a leet mIRC scripter
^both me

Scared lil' boy: MOM THE BOOGYMA IS IN MY CLOSET!
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Wingx: w00t boogyman you'r leet!

by Robrecht Colson February 14, 2004

boogeymanometer

Internal gauge that triggers irrational and illogical fears of people unlike yourself.

As soon as they realized Barack Obama was a serious candidate, the boogeymanometers went haywire.

by SmoothRob June 28, 2009

The Boogyman

You must be sitting in a chair, straight up. A girl is on her knees giving you head, while giving you a head massage. If you take away the chair, and the dude, it looks like the girl is the boogyman, with her hands up and her mouth bobbing.

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"Hey there Jason, what was meaghan doing to you last night when we were watching that movie?"

" Oh yah, she was just giving me The Boogyman."

"Nice man, thats why she was creeping the fuck out of me."

by CAMAND0R JEFREY February 5, 2009

Al Qaeda boogyman

A mythical, scary creature that the GOP will drag out and scare the public with every election year from now on. Very much a real threat, but hyped to rediculousness by fear mongering polititions whose only real fear is that you'll realise they're full of shit and vote for the other guy.

The Al Qaeda boogyman will kill all of us if you don't elect a courageous retardlican to protect us from now on.

by chefspot May 25, 2006

boogeyman

a terrible movie that should never be watched by anyone

pulp fiction is a good movie, boogeyman is not

by Mad Maximus April 16, 2006

boogerman frenzy

a game (or person) in which the goal is to accumulate the most boogers within an alotted time ammount, the loser must eat the winners boogers.

brian has mad boogerman frenzy going on, did u see the dualies he had in his nostrils the other day?

by poopdum January 4, 2005

Bulging Boogeyman

Unexpectedly showing one's dick print to an unaware participant.

As Sarah was begining to fall asleep, little bill gave her a bulging boogeyman

by Ass Mechanic October 11, 2019