Boobpire

Boobpires are mythological or folkloric beings who subsist by feeding on the boobs of female creatures, regardless of whether they are undead or a living person.

One can easily identify this creature by looking at their modus operandi, they hunt alone, and stare at boobs while drooling.

The only way a female can defend from a boobpire is by piercing their nipples with silver piercings.

One can completely annihilate one by staking them on both of the boobpire's boobs.

Guy 1 - Dude! I think that guy is a boobpire!
Guy 2 - You have a stake? I have mine, let's kill it!
Boobpire - *drools while staring at female breasts*

by Croo February 26, 2011

boobtitties

what breasts are called when the viewer is intoxicated and not quite ready to see them yet and the owner of the breasts is intoxicated and determined to show them.....

"Don't show me your boobtitties until I am done with my drink!!"

by cari ferrara October 15, 2007

boobpic

a really good picture of a boob

damn that bitch had sent me a good boobpic

by nick diibon November 23, 2006

Boobit

The space formed by the folding over of the breast over the stomach where sweat and other foul odors accumulate.

"her boobits smell and therefore need some booboderant"

by Jeraldiah January 25, 2009

boobitties

boob+titties= boobitties

no need for an explanation

damnnnnnn Frank, she got them boobitties bigger than a turkey sandwich.

by seedless rybread April 27, 2021

boobjitsu

The art of using boobs to persuade men to do your bidding.

"Man, she totally used her boobjitsu on me to make me buy her a $12 soda at the movies!!"

by bukkake sensei August 13, 2008

Boobity

When all things are drawn, almost as if by a gravitational pull, towards a woman's boobs. These things can be objects, gazes, small insects etc.

'Your boobity is too strong!*eyes pop out*'

'Every time someone throws something at her, it hits her boobs! She must have strong boobity going on!'

by Lara Petfield August 24, 2008