Bonzai

an epic battle cry

as the soldiers ran towards the enemy the shouted "BONZAI"

by WeNeedTheOil May 17, 2016

bongal

To retroactively invent a meaning for a word to build some buzz for a lame project that is bound to fail. Astroturf roots promotion.

"Mr Gates wants a volunteer to bongal the Zune brandname on the Internet, so it looks like people say it when mean 'cool', any takers?"

by DazFM December 3, 2009

bonzalas

bonzalas is a state of insanity. It refers to the feeling of upcoming madness, instability or loss of reason.

Ricky: Damn, i woke up this morning really feeling bonzalas. Maybe it was the cocaine i did last night?
Roshaan: Yeah bro, i can see you fr lookin crazy rn.

by me & u July 7, 2022

Bongalong

A proclamation used to define or state the use of, or intended use, of a water pipe or "Bong."

"HARK! coincidentally the time is 4:20 ........BONGALONG!"

-also used in a similar context as "bang a rang"

by Kings Mcman November 30, 2007

Bonza Constant

The Bonza Constant is a phenomenon that occurs in the online gaming/social interaction world wherein one participant in a conversation will often claim to have muted another participant in a conversation, however, on further inspection, almost always fails to follow through on this claim and can be found out with a series of social engineering tricks.

"That's it. You're muted."
"ok bobo - you mad though?"

"I'm not mad!"

"lol Bonza Constant"

by Bonza! October 16, 2022

bonzarse

when a friend or associate completely and blatantly ignores your email/IM/texts/calls, instead focusing on his/her other "more important" priorities.

Dude, have you talked to your gf Kylee today?
No, she's totally been bonzarsing me all day at work.

I called and texted Gavin all day to come to the Pat McGhee Band concert but he hasn't got back to me.
Yeah, you just got bonzarsed.

I met this girl last night at the bar.
Yeah, are you gonna call her back?
I've called her back 3 times to come to the malt shop but she's totally bonzarsing me.

by JeffyPoo2000 August 3, 2008

Bongalongis

Bongalongis is an entity that has been created by purely the human mind. It slowly spread from the original holder of Bongalongis by convincing victims to join the cult/religion. The Bongalongis crisis gets into their vocabularies, pronouns, and soon enough, their identity. Bongalongis victims gradually transform into the curse of Bongalongis. Some witnesses say affected victims start asking you about their opinion of Bongalongis. It starts of as casual, and one might take it as a joke. But, do not, I repeat, do *not* think of it as a joke. Once you get further into the questioning, the Bongalongis disease is able to transfer over to your brain. Said disease approximately takes 5-10 minutes. About 20 minutes is when its full effect takes place. There is no current solution or antidote for Bongalongis. Our only warning is to *stay away from any mention of Bongalongis.* Stay safe out there. Don’t get infected, stay protected.

"Have you heard of Bongalongis?"

"OMG, yeah! My friend was cursed by it."

"How unfortunate!"

by Bongalongis July 11, 2023