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bontoneous

A term commonly used by an individual who may be recognized in passing as a handsome young man, especially by Great Aunts and Grandmothers on Facebook posts which include job interview headshots, photos with girlfriends from formals, and really any post where they're smiling. This subset is comprised, generally, of brothers of Sigma Alpha Epsilon (they coined the term circa 2012, although they do not have exclusive rights of use) to denote a wild and fun time--imagine debauchery with less intercourse, although this need not necessarily be the case, especially if there's a Bolbi on the loose.

It is believed to be derived from a chant attributed to the fraternity, in which a line recites:

"Rah rah, bon ton, Sigma Alpha Epsilon!"

The subphrase "bon ton" has been extrapolated into bontoneous (adjective) and, to a lesser extent, bontoneity (noun).
Jacob: "Alright bois, I just finished my thesis, and I'm far too sober."
Woody: "Don't you worry, we've got a bontoneous time for you lined up back at the haus."
by the thorax August 4, 2019
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Bonkhonagahoogs

A slang word used to describe the female breasts
"i mean she had a real pair of bonkhonagahoogs."
by The Chubby Carrot August 26, 2018
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coo coo bonko

The state a child or young person adopts upon receiving extraordinary news or is simply elated.
She received news that her best friend was going to be in town for the whole week and without warning just went coo coo bonko but that was to be expected from an 8 year old...
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bonkhonagahoogs

Person 1: Dude her boobs are big!
Person 2: Yea, those are some humongous bonkhonagahoogs!
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Bonkknob

Main Entry: bonkknob
Pronunciation: \bäŋk-näb\
Function: intransitive verb
Etymology: Middle English bonkeknobbe; akin to Middle Low German baunkknubbe
Date: 14th century

1 a : to fall short of something : to not achieve <bonkknobbing to show up for court had disastorous repercussions> b : to fade or die away <until our family line bonkknobs> c : to fail miserably <he completely bonkknobed figuring out what the eight letter palindrome was>
"We bonknobbed the search, so he had to make one up."

"I'm back, I brought hearty mugs of xmas eve bonkknob for all! Merry Chris Mouse!"

"I was at my girlfriend's house earlier; she gives GREAT bonkknob. I didn't even have to polish my bonkknob."

"This Columbian Bonkknob is primo!"
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Bonking Screens

What TV heads do instead of kissing
TV 1: hey b did you hear that Charles was bonking screens with Jenny
TV 2: ah shit Charles is a hoe
by Burnt Lime September 17, 2017
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bonions

Pronounced boyn-yuns

A person with B.O. (Body Odor) which smells of onions. Walla Walla Bonions are the worst kind and have been known to cause severe nausea and fainting of helpless victims.
Bonions needs to shower.
by Ninyete February 25, 2008
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