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La Isla Bonita

The Beautiful Island
"La Isla Bonita" (Spanish pronunciation: la ˈizla βoˈnita; English: "The Beautiful Island") is a song by the American singer Madonna from her third studio album True Blue (1986). She and Patrick Leonard co-wrote and co-produced the song, and Bruce Gaitsch provided additional songwriting. Sire Records released it as the album's final single on February 25, 1987.
by _-Madonna-Sia-_ August 1, 2019
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Spitting Bonita

When a girl throws up and is mounted doggy style
The girl from New York had too much to drink and her boyfriend saw this as an opportunity for a spitting Bonita
by Bob from key qeat May 10, 2014
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Casa Bonita

A totally rad mexican resturant where you can cliff dive go into the awsome scary cave then eat refired beans.
"Dude sex with your mom was soo cool."
"NO, not as cool as Casa Bonita!"
by Eric Cartman May 13, 2005
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Bonitzing

The act of passing out on a flight of stairs with or without alcohol involvement. To Bonitz or Bonitzed
John pulled a Bonitz
Charlie is Bonitzing the stairs
George just Bonitzed the stairs
by krlgol7 December 5, 2011
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Bonino

A slang word used to describe a creamy milk product such as yogurt. This term is popular in western Canada.
Moe indulged himself with some Bonino.

Mike loves his after workout Bonino.
by Jimmyx May 18, 2013
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Bonitis

A disease in which the muscles contract and bones twist in every which way. This disease is exemplified clearly in the cartoon show Futurama in the episode name "The 80's Guy".
I couldn't find the video as an example, but I will quote the guy.

80's guy- "Fry, I'm an 80's guy. Friendship to me means that for 2 bucks I'll beat you with a pool cue till you got detached retinas. The deal will go ahead as ~CRACK~ ~CRACKLE~ UGH!!!! CRUNCH CRACK (and so on). MY BONES! (everyone gasps)"

Fry- "OMG, HIS BONITIS!"

80's guy- "I was so busy being an 80's guy that I forgot to cure it. CRRRRACKLE! My only regret..... is that I have... bonitis. (final crackling to death dies)"
by KageNoShibou January 9, 2008
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Bonita

A Bonita is usually an enchanting, positive, free loving soul. Her intuition is always spot on and you can never keep things from her for too long. She is kind, courageous, empathetic, intelligent and has a great sense of self righteous justice. She makes a great mother if she has children. Her laugh is contagious, she has a great sense of humour. A loyal friend, honest and places a high priority on the value and roles of partnership in any relationship.

As stunning on the outside as she is on the inside, she is said to be one of the most breathtakingly beautiful creatures on this earth. Kind, humble, modest and a lil self conscious at times, her only fault is doubting herself, she is very natural and down to earth, lots of people want to be her friend. Self reclusive and sometimes very quiet, spontaneous and independent.
The opponent is Bonita, yeah.... looks like the perfect woman

Or

Chica Bonita, muy bueno!!
by Kuroineko May 30, 2011
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