Boinkiversary

the annual recurrence of a date marking the first time you boinked someone;

a date that follows such a boinking by a specified period of time measured in units other than year

Oh my God, Alex! Next March will be our one-year boinkiversary.

by Leo Swopes January 12, 2010

bonaversary

It's the anniversary of the day you and your partner first had sex (boned).

Our anniversary is March 18th but March 30th is our bonaversary ifyouknowwhatimsayin.

by Racarlton513 July 4, 2016

noniversary

how non-couples (aka friends with benefits) celebrate the passage of time

Me: For our one-year noniversary, Ben took me back to Charlie's where we had our first date.

Friend: Aww...how sweet.

Me: I know, right. But he still isn't willing to update his FaceBook status.

by Japhray June 14, 2011

Browniversary

This is when a male decides that after one year of being with his current partner, to celebrate that fact, on their anniversary he will enter into the practice of anal sex for the firt time with his partner!!!!!!

#1. Alrite frank you've been going out with gurtrude for a while now!!!

#2. Yer a year tomorow!!!!:O

#1. What ya getting her?

#2. Got her some flowers an some chocolate!!!

#1. Is it going to be your browniversary aswell cliff?!!!

#2. Damn rite!!! Ya have to!!!

by legsofkentdale November 16, 2006

Noniversary

What might have been an anniversary had the relationship worked out, but it didn't and you either want to seem cool about it or bitchy. Either way works depending how you use it.

(after breaking up)
Kate: you know what today is right?
Nick: uhh....
Kate: the day we started dating silly!
Nick: right, which we aren't anymore...
Kate: yeah....
Nick: happy noniversary?
Kate: awhhh <3 i regifted the bear you got me by the way.

by Jozytalksalot March 2, 2011

bonerversary

The anniversary of the first time you boned (or had sex).

Today is our one-year bonerversary! We are going to bone! ;-)

by LuvBunny69 September 14, 2013

bronniversary

A celebration of when you and your bro first met. Like an average anniversary, but instead of a romantic relationship, it's a celebration for bros, though it should be held in the same regard as a regular anniversary. Such a celebration includes things like making jokes, watching shitty movies, and doing something that both you and your bro like.

Yo, yesterday was Kenny and Corvi's bronniversary! I heard that they watched shitty bootlegged musicals on shady websites until three am.

by n u t t June 13, 2017