Bongalongis, July 10th, 2023:
Bongalongis is an entity that has been created by purely the human mind. It slowly spread from the original holder of Bongalongis by convincing victims to join the cult/religion. The Bongalongis crisis gets into their vocabularies, pronouns, and soon enough, their identity. Bongalongis victims gradually transform into the curse of Bongalongis. Some witnesses say affected victims start asking you about their opinion of Bongalongis. It starts off as casual, and one might take it as a joke. But, do not, I repeat, do *not* think of it as a joke. Once you get further into the questioning, the Bongalongis disease is able to transfer over to your brain. Said disease approximately takes 5-10 minutes. About 20 minutes is when its full effect takes place. There is no current solution or antidote for Bongalongis. Our only warning is to *stay away from any mention of Bongalongis.* Stay safe out there. Don’t get infected, stay protected.
Bongalongis is an entity that has been created by purely the human mind. It slowly spread from the original holder of Bongalongis by convincing victims to join the cult/religion. The Bongalongis crisis gets into their vocabularies, pronouns, and soon enough, their identity. Bongalongis victims gradually transform into the curse of Bongalongis. Some witnesses say affected victims start asking you about their opinion of Bongalongis. It starts off as casual, and one might take it as a joke. But, do not, I repeat, do *not* think of it as a joke. Once you get further into the questioning, the Bongalongis disease is able to transfer over to your brain. Said disease approximately takes 5-10 minutes. About 20 minutes is when its full effect takes place. There is no current solution or antidote for Bongalongis. Our only warning is to *stay away from any mention of Bongalongis.* Stay safe out there. Don’t get infected, stay protected.
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by Bongalongis July 12, 2023
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Guy with bonatosis: "Nothing, I'm going to my room for 10 mins"
Guy without bonatosis mutters: "he must have bonatosis..."
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Example 2: Guy without bonatosis: "Hey man, whats up? why are you so quite?"
Guy with bonatosis: "Nothing just go away"
Guy without bonatosis: "Come on whats up? You're never usually this quite"
Guy with bonatosis: "Nothing, I'm going to my room for 10 mins"
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When a bong is ready and available to smoke out of at all times in a given area.
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When a bong is ready and available to smoke out of at all times in a given area.
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It's used for smoking alcohol.
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It was first used by the popular Twitch streamer and Youtuber; Jerma985.
eyy... Gimme the Bongatini, i need to get Zooted.
or:
Jerma985: Everything is a word, like if i say Bongatini, it's a word somehow, it's a word now.
or:
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by JermaIsShort January 31, 2020
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Jason: Hey girl check out my Bongaloid
Girl: OH MY GOD IT SO BIGGGGGGGGG
Jason: BOOM BAM !HERE COMES THE SLAM! (only with consent tho)
*Proceeds to Dick slap the girl into the next dimension*
*Girl is knocked out*
Girl: OH MY GOD IT SO BIGGGGGGGGG
Jason: BOOM BAM !HERE COMES THE SLAM! (only with consent tho)
*Proceeds to Dick slap the girl into the next dimension*
*Girl is knocked out*
by Bengalicious69 December 4, 2017
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