Sand Boneritis

When ever you see, smell, touch or even hear sand you automatically get a raging boner.

Damn the other day I looked across the lake and saw a massive pile of sand that gave me a raging boner it must have been a really bad case if sand boneritis.

by Anal_Titty_Liquer August 10, 2018

boneritis

A disease that causes boners very often, especially in public places. The boners often last for half an hour and come back repeatedly.

I had a boneritis attack right when I had to give a presentation in front of my class.

by dk? May 28, 2005

Bonerdust

Bonerdust (Boe-Nerr-Dust)

When you get done giving the 'ole bone to the beaver and you forget to wipe off the excess juices so they crusty and next time you get a boner, the crust snaps off and looks like dust

Kid: "Is someone in this room smoking?"
Me: "No, that's just my bonerdust from this morning... sorry bro!"

by Matt Markel July 3, 2009

bonercising

To proceed in doing boner lifts to increase cock muscle and sexual stamina.

Dude bonercising really works my cock grew an inch! Then i jerked off!

by beamerboy and the reverend September 27, 2009

bonerific

Variant of the word "terrific". The prefix boner, here slang for the male genitalia, acts as an intensifier. Usually used in reference to an attractive specimen of the female species.

1) "Woah, that chick was bonerific!"
2) "That girl's ass is bonerific."

by Der_Ritter September 24, 2006

bonerific

able to make the male genital area rise with ambition

"aw man, when that girl Tia walks into the room, i can't help myself, she's so bonerific"

by Jen April 21, 2004

bonerising

Flirting in a strong manner; Flirting with the opposite sex near other friends. Used to sound sinister and make the person feel guilty.

Stop bonerising Nicholas!

Hey nick, why don't you go bonerise with mitch?

by daws April 11, 2005