Napoleon Bonerparte

Referring to the painting of Napoleon Bonaparte in which it appears that he has a boner.

Mr. Johnson, why does Napoleon have a boner in that picture? We should call him Napoleon Bonerparte

by oads December 9, 2009

bonerbarrier

(noun) arousal-interruption. Mega-Gladness starts going to your prick, then something/someone dampens progress

In the middle of "Marquis de Sade" Sadie flicked over onto the State of the Nation speech. Sandy found that a total bonerbarrier.

by Alarick September 13, 2006

Bonercaine

When your woman wants to "talk" making your dick go limp.

My girlfriend talked to me so long about "feelings" it gave me a severe case of bonercaine.

by Hmmm6971 November 26, 2016

Bonerfart

A Male version of a queef

Did you just bonerfart?

by Peeneater69 May 15, 2019

bonermarathon

A whorehouse when you walk through the front door.

Hey man what the hell happened at the bonerMarathon

by Wirthman86 March 8, 2018

Bonerfart

When a male ejaculates in Alaska, and only steam comes out. The steam is called the fart hence the name bonerfart.

Don't move to Alaska, or else you'll just be having bonerfarts

by ReachCarter November 6, 2014

bonercake

A response often used in a newly developed good situation, indicating pleasure in any way, not necessarily sexual. Can be thought of as something that would be pleasing to an already pleasing erection.

Dorothy: "After working on this problem for 20 minutes, we finally solved for the molar flow rate of benzene!"

Vito: "Bonercake."

by NovaChemE November 22, 2011