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bonerdox

A combination of a boner and a paradox.

When a man is getting a hard-on for another girl, while his significant other is in the area. Applies for the internet or in real life.
Eric was having trouble and getting a bonerdox. While giving his girlfriend directions to the bar, his friend Chelsea was three drinks in and using him as a human strip pole.
by TomKVideo December 8, 2009
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Bonerworthy

To be worthy of making you get a hard on.
"Dayum man, that Charlene sure is bonerworthy."
"I agree bro, Farleigh is too" ;)
by Farlene November 27, 2009
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bonebowl

(n.) a large bowl to hold bones of hotwings that have already been consumed.

(v.) to screw with, prank, trick, mess up

(interjection) a phrase denoting misfortune or frustration
Whenever we get wings, we always need to ask the waitress for a bonebowl.

We pooped in his coffee earlier... he's totally gonna get bonebowled.

Bonebowl!
by milkan August 1, 2007
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Bonerbreaking

The act of surprising two people who are having sex when the man is about to ejaculate. Thus breaking the mood, and his boner.
Person 1: Oh dude, Jake just walking in right when I was about to cum, he totally broke my boner.
Person 2: He's a pro at bonerbreaking.
by Nightmare-kid October 22, 2010
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boerboel

The Boerboel is a large, mastiff-type dog breed from South Africa that is bred for the purpose of guarding the homestead and working the farm. They are one of the most powerful dog breeds in the world and have an estimated bite force around 800-850 PSI. Individual boerboels have been documented killing Adult male leopards. Also, many w-words, especially those who happen to be white have a history of having sex with boerboels due to the average male boerboel having a penis size of 10 inches. These women are called boerboel naaiers, and the knowledge of these women is called being dogpilled.
Vermaak: Yo, Pieters, I just got a boerboel for defending my homestead against nog attacks
Pieters: Very good my friend, have you seen videos of dog vs nog where the boerboel absolutely obliterates the nog as if it were a white w-word's pussy?
by HandleBrake12 July 2, 2020
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bonerloaf

Use when no other word will suffice.

Origin: just because it's impossible not to laugh the first time you hear 'bonerloaf.'
Neil: Wow, that was... I mean it just... that's....
Bob: ...Bonerloaf?
Neil: Exactly!
by Barry Dinpoon May 8, 2007
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bonerowner

When a guy has an erection
You are hot! You are making me a bonerowner!
by Rev. Boner August 12, 2006
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