person 1: BRO, you won five hundred, stop now before you start losing.
person 2: HELL NAW, *loses*
person one: your such a napoleon bonaparte
person 2: HELL NAW, *loses*
person one: your such a napoleon bonaparte
by scorpio blyat dude cyka November 20, 2019
There is nothing we can do - Napoleon Bonaparte
by LuarZelaznog October 10, 2023
by Robo Zombie July 06, 2011
The sexual act of standing on one's knees to imitate a man of small stature, then ejaculating on the nose of one's sexual partner, much like Napoleon's forces did to the sphinx in Egypt.
by MeatPie April 22, 2008
The process by which you wrap your dick up in a crepe. You then ram it into your girls asshole until you are ready for the money shot. You pull out and then have her finish you off. For proper completion she must eat the entire crepe.
by Honeybadger66 January 09, 2012
"Napoleon Bonaparte wore his pants up to his fucking armpits, creating some terrible male camel toe. His balls must have been in constant pain. No wonder he was such a douchebag.
by yousuckpenis January 14, 2010
The only reason this guy took over all of Europe and be French at the same time was because he was short. It took all of his normal height to counteract the French brand of cowardice.
Hey look at the short person.
Shutup, you retard. I'ma goanna take over the world like my brother Napoleon Bonaparte did. Short people for the win!
Shutup, you retard. I'ma goanna take over the world like my brother Napoleon Bonaparte did. Short people for the win!
by Vanish29 March 12, 2008