bumper bitch

A bumper bitch is the stupid ass mother fucker who gets in the smallest fender bender accident ever on the busiest street in existence, yet proceeds to leave the vehicle parked in the middle of the goddamn road in complete ignorance or in hopes of several thousand cars behind him slamming on their brakes trying to avoid a catastrophic pile-up.

I just got out of the ICU having broken my neck from rolling my mother fucking car while trying to avoid the goddamn bumper bitch hanging out in the middle of the freeway. Next time I see a bumper bitch, I'll slap that fucker's face from my driver's seat as he stares at me in bewilderment with his head through my windshield.

by Mad Mick! May 30, 2016

atomic bomber

Someone whose farts smell so bad that they kill everything within a mile of them.

Just don't let Mabel eat extra hot chicken wings cause they turn her into an atomic bomber!

by theauthormarkwilkins January 30, 2017

Suicide Photo Bomber

A photo bomber that out of sheer stupidity, identifies themselves while photo bombing, i.e. through a direct faceshot in the picture, introducing themselves, or any other way that would identify someone, or worst of all, photo bombing without making a facial expression while giving a facial shot and identifying themselves. Suicide Photo Bombers generally have the balls to photo bomb but always forget the important part: Screw it up without screwing yourself over.

Me: Hey, Jason, see the hotties taking a picture? I'm gonna photo bomb them.
Jason: Ok, let's do this.
*i walk behind them and make a messed up face. Jason walks in front of the camera and gives a direct faceshot without a messed up face*
*At same time as he walks in front of camera* Jason: Hi, my name is Jason Jones.
Me: Fail. Way to be a Suicide Photo Bomber and reveal who the hell you are, dipshit.

by Royce McMillan June 3, 2010

booper snoot

When someone or something's nose is just too adorable that you have no choice but to touch it with your finger or "boop" it

Tim's booper snoot is so cute I had to touch it!

by Rikkster December 21, 2016

Bomerfied

Is When You Can't Go a Day Without Staring At Matt Bomer's Face If You Fit This Description Then You're Bomerfied

Anne: I Need To Watch White Collar So I Can Stare Matt's Gorgeous Face

Eva: You Are Seriously Bomerfied

by caffrey's hat October 19, 2012

On yo' Bumper

West coast term described as someone aggressively pursuing someone for either confrontation or debts owed.

OK. You said you ain't want no smoke, but I see yo' ass is still woofin' on The 'Gram. So until you get these hands, I'm on yo' bumper, nigga!

by prettycoolPJ February 28, 2017

bimpert

a real ass that does pure dumbness n looks like a cunt

*Sees a weird looking person doing something dumb*

"Fack that guys a bimpert"

by adrianhhhhhhh September 26, 2013