bologna tugboat

An awesome insult that was originated on the final TV episode of the Trailer Park Boys. The line was directed at Phil Collins, an overweight supporting character who, in the context of this episode, was furious at being denied a chance to consume a tenth bologna sandwich. Phil, whose appearance has been described as resembling a human house, was given a whole block of bologna, which he was seen cuddling the next day when he awoke from an inebriated state.

I think it's time to lay off the sandwiches for awhile, ya fuckin' bologna tugboat!

by Greasy-Looking Canadian February 4, 2012

bologna bowl

A tasty microwave treat consisting of bologna, eggs and cheese
or a deformed uncircumcised penis.

Did you hear about the guy Jenn was with? I heard he had a bologna bowl.

by #bolognabowl October 17, 2018

Wild Bologna

A nearly extinct mammal that lives in highly forested areas. The wild bologna are a fierce creature, building from the size of an SUV to a tiger tank. Bolognas take a while to build up speed, but when they do they can run for days on end. They look like the massive leeches on the King Kong movie. The Bolognas can open there mouth, and inside that mouth, there are several other small mouths. Not many of these beautiful creatures are left. The remainder are located in Newfoundland, Canada. There may be more in the world, but they have not yet been located. Over time, the Bolognas evolved into a flying bologna. The flying wild bolognas are a type of bird, except with razor sharp teeth, massive claws, and wing span which reaches 12 to 14 feet. The bolognas do occasionally mate, but due to there large size, when they mate, they would usually perish. The bolognas constantly let out a large glass shattering screech that can be heard from miles and miles away, and can some times deafen other animals, leaving them as easy pray for the Bolognas. The Bolognas also screech to keep in contact and let other Bolognas know that they are out there. Some Bolognas have been known to let out a screech just before death. They also screech as a warning call. The Bolognas can be harmless to humans, unless they are hungry, or unless you get in there path while they are in motion.

Distant Bologna: REEEEEEEEEEEAAAAARRRRRRR!!
Person 1: Did you hear that?
Person 2: Yeah, must be a Wild Bologna.

by Risown October 6, 2008

grey bologna

Bologna made from homeless people who die in jail.

I think I caught hepatitis from the grey bologna served in the cafeteria last week.

by Joe Pancake October 27, 2011

Stoney Boloney

🔥 A FAKER..Someone who is pretending to be higher than they appear to be.... They are a STONEY BOLONEY

🔥 LOOK..HE'S NOT EVEN INHALING THE JOINT.. HE'S A STONEY BOLONEY

by ClassicRonnie December 1, 2019

bologna winged ham sandwich

Pussy lips. Term used to describe a large labia. Usually associated with a swollen clit. Many women are born with this feature. A very common condition among European women. Word derived from its resemblance to cut Fried Bologna, which is an urban ghetto treat for poor households who cant afford other types of meat. Ham Sandwich from its resemblance to both types of meat sticking out of a bun.

Chrissy had huge pussy lips, that resembled a bologna winged ham sandwich.

by Dz Nutz January 16, 2004

bologna pop

A bologna pop is a reference to a penis. When inserted in one mouth it satisfys ones oral fixation.

Hey Jim , why don't u just suck on a bologna pop

Whats for lunch Jonny ? Bologna pops?

Tom and Jim share bologna pops in the trailer.

by weasel1000 July 24, 2017