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Festin Bolvus

The act of shitting yourself after being overwhemled either out of astonishment or shock as to an event that just occured. It often occurs when you are severly outdone by your opponent in any sort of competition.
"The drumline just played something so ridiculously impossible that I just festin bolvused myself!""
by UMDRUMLINE September 20, 2008
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Boldus

1) Derogatory term used to describe a whiny person or instigating prick.

2) Term used to sum up the existence of an annoying asshole, obnoxious cocksucker, or total dickhead.

3) Type of Blumpkin or Blumkin known as a "Boldus RumpleBlumkin".

4) A mentally retarded transsexual that suffers from severe emotional and psychological issues that enjoys masturbating to shemale porn.

5) Expression used to describe a pre-op transsexual that enjoys giving rimjobs to other homosexuals and shemales by sucking the sperm loads out of their assholes with a straw after an all night homosexual gang bang.
Example: That Boldus came to work straight from that shemale gangbang with cum still dripping off his chin.

Example: That annoying Boldus better get an AIDS test after drinking all that cum out of those shemale assholes.
by CBoldus November 21, 2011
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Bofus Eyes

When the eyes of a person are crossed or are both looking in different directions.
That girl was staring at me and she was staring at you. She had some bofus eyes because she was staring at bofus.
by PossessedByBertrum July 11, 2010
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bofus

Contraction for "Both of us"
"If 'yo mama find out, she skin bofus alive!"
by fastfrank August 28, 2005
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Bolus Bonchuggular II

Proto-slavic Emperor of the Bonchuggular Dynasty circa 867 a.d.

A gregarious man of great stature, renowned for his unique philosophical perspective and impressively sized cock. Son of Bolus Bonchuggular and father to Bolus Bonchuggular III.
Few men throughout history could compare in size and girth to Bolus Bonchuggular II.
by Heisenbird14 November 5, 2023
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bofus titties

Utilizing the contracted word 'bofus' (meaning 'both of us'), in combination with an very large pair of tits.
"Hey, LeRoy, you see dem' big fat titties over there?"
"Yeah, dems bofus titties!"
"What's a bofus titty?"
"There's nuff' there fo' bofus!"
by localmotion00 January 12, 2009
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bolus

A dose of insulin taken by a diabetic to account for food that will raise one's blood sugar.
Did you bolus for that trail mix?
by J O'Neill January 11, 2009
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