by JSPLAYER November 2, 2008
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All of the victims of the creatures attack stated that before they were attacked, they heard their name called in an irritating high-pitched fashion, which causes instant paralysis. Apparently, this paralysis is the reason why the fat creature can catch up to its targets. Some people say they were paralyzed for hours, even though the creature was only a few footsteps away. This was probably because the creature was too busy chasing butterflies or something.
For some reason, female humans are highly attracted to Bolby. SO BE WARNED
All of the victims of the creatures attack stated that before they were attacked, they heard their name called in an irritating high-pitched fashion, which causes instant paralysis. Apparently, this paralysis is the reason why the fat creature can catch up to its targets. Some people say they were paralyzed for hours, even though the creature was only a few footsteps away. This was probably because the creature was too busy chasing butterflies or something.
For some reason, female humans are highly attracted to Bolby. SO BE WARNED
One day, little Tim went to visit Korea with his family. Little did he know that the basement of the hotel he was staying at was also the living place of Bolby. While Tim was exploring the hotel, he heard a high pitch squeal of his name coming from his basement. As he went down to check who was calling him.....(this scene was taken out due to excessive violence).... And that is how little Timmy lost both of his arms. No More DOTA for Timmy..
THE END
THE END
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Mr. & Mrs. Smith are sado-mosochists and child abusers, so in turn they sent their 4 year old daughter to Bolbenga for a long vacation and a nightmarish life lesson.
"Hey honey, I'm gonna go with the guys on a trip to Bolbenga so we can get ass-raped and lit on fire for a week!"
"Hey honey, I'm gonna go with the guys on a trip to Bolbenga so we can get ass-raped and lit on fire for a week!"
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