hard boiled egg

A white person that thinks or acts asian. The opposite of a twinkie. They are white on the outside and yellow inside.

Tom is such a hard boiled egg he smells like fish sause, eats goat and only listens to asian music.

Joe loves China so much lives in Chinatown what a hard boiled egg.

by A.B.C.D. and the crazy girls January 1, 2012

two boiled eggs in a handkerchief

A term used to describe the ideal look for a tight ass.

j "Boy does Shakira have a cute ass!"
t "Yeah man its two boiled eggs in a handkerchief alright!"

by invalidrecord June 27, 2009

Boiling the eggs

The psuedo-sexual act of a women lying on her back, arse in the air then the man rests his balls on her anus and waits for her to fart. The resulting fart 'boils the eggs'.

Greg "Did you get any last night?"
Steve "No the missus was tired so I had her boiling the eggs."
Greg "How was that."
Steve "Remarkably pointless."

by T19 July 11, 2010

2 hard boiled eggs in a tube sock

Balls, testicles, sac, scotum

Man she massaged my balls like 2 hard boiled eggs in a tube sock

by Guy June 18, 2006

boil his eggs

The act of placing your testicles on the anus of a farting man or woman so as they jiggle like eggs in a simmering pan.

I came home early from the shops only to discover my husband about to boil his eggs on the bum hole of Mr Carstairs, our next door neighbour.

by Mr Carstairs December 11, 2013

Egg Boiling Fart

A fart that reeks so bad it boils an egg in an instant.

What is that smell??
I think Jeff is letting out those egg boiling farts again. 🤮

by Ducktholomew October 13, 2022

soft boiling an egg

Soft boiling an egg ~ code for beating ones dick, or masturbating with ones penis.

I can't talk right now, soft boiling an egg. Talk later.

by Skylark838 September 25, 2018