The greatest last name on the face of the earth and even the universe. If you have this name you instantly become a god once you go to college. Known to be able to drink copious amounts of alcohol in a single sitting. Also having this name will also help you out with the ladies ;)
Dude, did you see Beermann at that party last night? He was so fucking awsome! I wish I was just like him.
by The coolest fucking guy alive December 23, 2010
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-verb (used with object)
1. to spew semen everywhere.
2. to eject any sort of substance (be it gaseous, solid,
liquid, or plasmic) from the genitalia.
3. to initiate an orgasm of cataclysmic proportions.
4. to destroy by force of orgasm.
-noun
5. the act of bermanating.
Origin: circa 2009-2010; < Scothium Bermanicus (ptp. of surname Berman) >
-verb (used with object)
1. to spew semen everywhere.
2. to eject any sort of substance (be it gaseous, solid,
liquid, or plasmic) from the genitalia.
3. to initiate an orgasm of cataclysmic proportions.
4. to destroy by force of orgasm.
-noun
5. the act of bermanating.
Origin: circa 2009-2010; < Scothium Bermanicus (ptp. of surname Berman) >
Ex 1. My parents weren't home so I figured I would take a good jerk off. I ended up bermanating and having to repaint all four walls including the ceiling.
Ex 2. My penis bermanated a green cummy discharge after I unfortunately discovered that I had the clap.
Ex 3. I did not mean to blow up my computer, but I bermanted and the computer did not stand a chance.
Ex 4. My girlfriend was standing in front of me and I tried to warn her that I was going to bermanate... She didn't listen and she is no longer with us today.
Ex 5. No, I do not want to watch your bermanation.
Ex 2. My penis bermanated a green cummy discharge after I unfortunately discovered that I had the clap.
Ex 3. I did not mean to blow up my computer, but I bermanted and the computer did not stand a chance.
Ex 4. My girlfriend was standing in front of me and I tried to warn her that I was going to bermanate... She didn't listen and she is no longer with us today.
Ex 5. No, I do not want to watch your bermanation.
by Scott Berman January 9, 2010
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This is a love hate relationship. The morning after consuming too much beer you 'hate' it. but the following day your back in love with it.
This is a love hate relationship. The morning after consuming too much beer you 'hate' it. but the following day your back in love with it.
I'm having a beermance.
He's having a beermance.
He's having a beermance.
by By Grunt February 7, 2010
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named after bill bowerman, who instituted the rule when he coached the university of oregon track team.
named after bill bowerman, who instituted the rule when he coached the university of oregon track team.
- cut your hair, hippie!
- piss off man: bowerman rule.
(or)
- looks like you need another haircut.
- aw man, i shaved it yesterday!
- sorry dude, bowerman rule.
- piss off man: bowerman rule.
(or)
- looks like you need another haircut.
- aw man, i shaved it yesterday!
- sorry dude, bowerman rule.
by ocon April 8, 2007
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Girl 1: Dude don't you just think Andy Vanwyngarden is such a babe?
Girl 2: Of course he is, but He isn't as cute as Will Berman.
Girl 2: Of course he is, but He isn't as cute as Will Berman.
by lover of will December 6, 2010
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Son: "I want to be like Chris Berman when I grow up dad!"
Father: Shoots son in the face with sawed-off shotgun.
Father: Shoots son in the face with sawed-off shotgun.
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