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Bobby Johnson

A loosely defined cocktail emerging on the west coast. A Bobby Johnson’s ingredients are made to order at the request of whatever the consumer feels like drinking at any given moment.
Patron: I’ll have a Bobby Johnson, please.

Bartender: .... (wears a look of confident hesitancy)

Patron: yea that’s a whiteclaw, whiskey, and lime on the rocks.

Bartender: of course, that’ll be $5
by B. Johnson August 28, 2019
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Bobby Johnson

A man who’s very soft and often considered amongst the most gay. Typically gets no girls and is lonely. Very bad at video games though he claims to be the best, usually has a small snake.
Person1: That guy looks so lame and fruity
Person2: Oh you never met Bobby Johnson?
by Manny Morales November 23, 2021
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To pull an Oj Bobby Johnson off one must pull out right before the thot is about to climax, to attend to real Oj shit.
Woman: Oh I'm almost there
Man: (pulls out) I have to go, got work more important than you bitch. I'm the real Oj Bobby Johnson.
by Technine311 April 15, 2014
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A Bobby Johnson

by Johnsonsucka February 14, 2020
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Og Bobby Johnsen

Jupiter pack. The shit that got osama caught an oj off. The son of Sam named this shit in his first book an iron man lost his government contract for smoking it
“Yo bro let’s overdose tonight”
“Alright but first let’s smoke the rest of this OG Bobby Johnsen pack”
by Bombomax November 25, 2024
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