Bobbicorn

A mystical creature with the head and body of a unicorn, the legs of a kangaroo and a dildo for a horn.

Holy shit i just saw a bobbicorn!!

by lil_emo_sunshine April 8, 2011

bobbitise

verb, to cut off a man's genetalia. From John Wayne Bobbit, maimed by his wife in 1993.

"I was going to try shaving down there, but I was afraid of getting bobbitised!"

by sashamd March 22, 2005

bobbith

a a word meaning a person who is vertically challenged with severe mental retardation.
they also have a strange obsession with the
f-word.

sawyer calls himself bobbith jubely,
i guess he must be a bobbith if he call himself one?

by Stephen Otto July 15, 2008

bobbitization

To remove the sexual organ of a male human

His wife got so angry after he cheated on her that she committed a bobbitization.

by gigi q November 8, 2007

bobbitisation

the procedure of cutting the sexual organs from a man with a rusty knife without previous training while he sleeps.

whoa, check out that girl.. does she look like a dead cert for a bobbitisation freak or what?

by head of penguinisation May 12, 2004

bobbitt

Verb describing penile amputation, especially when carried out by an amateur and soon followed by ejection of said organ out the window of a moving car. After the operation carried out by Lorena Bobbitt on her husband John Wayne Bobbitt.

You think you're a great lover boy, don't you? Well, if you don't swear blind you'll leave my wife alone, I'll bobbitt you!

by Fearman August 14, 2007

Lorena Bobbit Smoothie

When a girl chops off a guy's penis because she's pissed, puts it in a blender, and feeds it to the guy's goldfish.

Special thanks to Jen for this idea.

You should stop fooling around. I'm afraid of getting a Lorena Bobbit smoothie.

by Lukas Becker June 18, 2008