johannes bogaards

Johaness Bogaards is the lay person's name for a small type of rodent, equipped with tiny reproductive organs and big, fish-like lips. The full Latin name of the spieces is "Johaness Bogaards Minimum Penis". This specific type of rodent is found typically under beds and pillows, where it slobbers to oblivion.

"Ouh, you look like a johannes bogaards, whipe that face of yours!", or "Oh My, his penis was so small, like on one of those Johannes Bogaardses on TV"

by Yasho1984 May 28, 2014

bogard

v. To move, behave, or act with bold selfishness, especially in a way that demonstrates disregard to the rights of others nearby.

What are you doing? You can't just bogard-you've got to wait your turn like everyone else. Don't you see the long line of people waiting to get in?

by U-Streeter August 4, 2008

Boogard

The name you call that fat TV production teacher that everyone hates.

Kid 1: Yeah you know that boogard bitch gave me 3 hours of homework last night

Kid 2: I threw a piece of paper at that boogard's head yesterday

by Glitch Master March 12, 2008

bogard

to hog a joint while others are waiting to take a toke.

Don't bogard that joint, my friend, pass it over to me.

by Slomo Spleefhogger September 7, 2005

Lisanne Bogaard

A Dutch Poprock singer. Also plays the instruments guitar, bassguitar and contrabass.

Lisanne Bogaard is so HOT!

by Vonniee1 October 17, 2007

bogardin'

to hog (something shared) to onesself; used mainly when smoking illegal substances, i.e. marijana

"Hey man, quit bogardin'!"

by JohnMcD November 13, 2005

Heather Bogard

The best girlfriend soon to be wife in the world.

I love you, Heather Bogard.

by wrt916 February 26, 2011