by Jethro Q. Walrustitty April 4, 2021
Get the börthole mug.A blortmanteau is a tritely-constructed or overly contrived portmanteau, designed in an attempt for cleverness and passing, if pithy, appeal. They are becoming increasingly common in the 24-hour news cycle of the early 21st Century.
A portmanteau of the slang word ‘blort’ (slang, vulg: meaning ‘to vomit, fart, ejaculate or otherwise expel matter from an orifice or use ill-considered words loudly') and portmanteau (a word created by the union of two or more words).
A portmanteau of the slang word ‘blort’ (slang, vulg: meaning ‘to vomit, fart, ejaculate or otherwise expel matter from an orifice or use ill-considered words loudly') and portmanteau (a word created by the union of two or more words).
'You going anywhere this weekend, Bob?'
'I'm having a staycation.'
'What does that mean?'
'I'm having a holiday at home. Heard that little gem on NBC, thought I'd use it. Pretty cool huh?'
'It's a blortmanteau Bob...and as such, I now have to maim you.'
N.B. Blortmanteau is also a blortmanteau.
'I'm having a staycation.'
'What does that mean?'
'I'm having a holiday at home. Heard that little gem on NBC, thought I'd use it. Pretty cool huh?'
'It's a blortmanteau Bob...and as such, I now have to maim you.'
N.B. Blortmanteau is also a blortmanteau.
by rxnxr October 16, 2009
Get the blortmanteau mug.The complete phrase of Bortnite, and officially the best game one the earth. No other video game will ever come close. Oh my god please let me play the Bortnite game
All I want to do every second, every minute, every hour, every day, every week, every month, every year, is to play Bortnite game my god please let me play Bortnite
by BortniteLover April 8, 2021
Get the Bortnite Game mug.Todd: "Kelly yelled at me for like an hour yesterday because I forgot to put one of her bras in the dryer."
Jim: "Jeez, what a bitch."
Todd: "No, it's worse than that. Afterward, she tried drying it herself -- in the microwave."
Jim: "Whoa, you're right -- she's a byortch!"
Jim: "Jeez, what a bitch."
Todd: "No, it's worse than that. Afterward, she tried drying it herself -- in the microwave."
Jim: "Whoa, you're right -- she's a byortch!"
by Hellzapoppin' August 7, 2017
Get the Byortch mug.by Sammysupersonic May 8, 2018
Get the Bortnite mug.n. - an ejaculent in the pants
v. - to bust a nut in your pants, generally used to refer to a premature ejaculation.
v. - to bust a nut in your pants, generally used to refer to a premature ejaculation.
Murky's pants were laden with hot bort shortly after he got an erection.
As soon as Jack saw Katie he hot-borted in his jorts.
As soon as Jack saw Katie he hot-borted in his jorts.
by bocetta June 16, 2011
Get the hot bort mug.Originally, it was a somewhat common mispelling of the word "brother", often by baby boomers, people attempting to imitate Hulk Hogan, and Fudds. It's now used often to troll people, and is used as a mild joke when shitting on boomers in gun communities, and biker communities. It's also especially popular on /k/, other boards of 4chan, when adding complete silliness to a post.
Boomer: do yuo like the 1911??/? IT won 2 worl wards shooting God's own caliber!
Normal Person: It's a decent weapon.
Boomer: AW HE'LL YEAH BORTHER!
Normal Person: It's a decent weapon.
Boomer: AW HE'LL YEAH BORTHER!
by Dr. Fudd's Boomer Repellent July 18, 2019
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