Blumpkindling

Tactics, prizes, and incremental inducements offered with the sole purpose of initiating a blumpkin from one's partner.

To achieve his ultimate goal, Peter knew that he needed more blumpkindling than sweet compliments and the roses he had given his girlfriend, so he stashed a teddy bear in his bathroom and planned the perfect moment to call her in.

by Marcookski January 20, 2010

Blumpkini

A blumpkini is the act of peeing and pooping at the same time. Although this most commonly happens on the toilet, you can also perform a blumpkini in bed!

Peter- "Hey Emma, did you do number one or number two in the bathroom?

Emma- "I did both, in the form of a blumpkini!"

by Peter Bergstrom February 21, 2009

blumpking

King at giving free blumps

Shanks and Drew are the Blumpkings of the Universe

by Mad A March 24, 2004

Blumpkininer

The act of two people taking a dump simultaneously whilst performing fellatio upon each other. Blumpkin + 69er = Blumpkininer.

They blumpkininered each other to satisfaction

by The Stobster March 8, 2014

Blumpking

The king of being a blumper, a blumper is a great basketball player

Wow Kobe is really a blumpking

by What?.? November 21, 2022

blumpkingini

When you get a Blumpkin in a Lamborghini .

BRO she gave me a blumpkingini last night

by Fuchsia codfish April 6, 2024

Top blumpking

Whilst leaving an upper decker in the toilet, receive a blumpkin.

Yeah bro, earlier things got spicy with the wife and me in the bathroom. We top blumpking in there twice!

by Hazeydays December 14, 2024